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I wish someone would call me Ravensbrück Rat

Proper nom amongst the usual peaky dross. I have rejected more than one potential house purchase based on the Bo and Luke parking observed nearby. Only last year we looked at an 'exclusive development' (lol), nothing shy of 500 thou, and it was like a secondhand car lot. Scum with money should be gassed.

Could be worse. A friend of mine painted his pitot tube lol

If you can weather the most recent storm of shit that's been thrown at you P., you're a better cunt than I am. You're also fuckin useless, but that's what I love you about you.

I'm entirely with you on this Gypo. It's exactly the same with fuckin diabetics. "Ooh I've run out of insulin, can I have some of yours?" No fuck off and die in a gloopy syrup of your own glucose.

Minty used to do this strange burping noise Authoritah, like his food was repeating on him. I don't know if that helps at all?

Good old Wizzo; always the creative cunt

No, but she picked up the shipping forecast on her ovaries

Imagine if you got IVF mixed up with VHF. Fuckery I reckon

and people say I'm fucked up..

Atheistic Humanism argues against the existence of absolute truth Frank. Even its most ardent adherents however, would agree you're an absolute nob.

I agree Authoritah. Hirst's only redeeming feature is how he get's revolting earwigs like Charles Saatchi to pay for his detritus compositions.

In the pantheon of threads, this is one

you got to laugh at the two supposed neo Nazis in the news. Just look at their names for fucks sake! In the Nazi lexicon, the thick twats are classed as sub-human Slavs. They deserve to be jailed for being stupid.

Higgledy piggledy my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentleman come everyday, And fuck her

One of our hamsters, Leibstandarte, is suffering in all this hot weather

I'm glad you raised this issue CB. The faux leopard (Panthera polymersii) is practically extinct thanks to twats like Abutt. She should bludgeoned with black puddings until the Emmett Till look is achieved. ...oh wait a minute

they had a go at 'biofuel' back in the 40s but that didn't go too well. More research needed I reckon

At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, They still died to perpetuate capitalism and the military industrial complex

Talk about a damning indictment of likes! They're like trite designs of spume

Or the healing peoperties of fucking Madonna's daughter, who funnily enough is also called Woodchipper

farted yesterday with full on mucus. It was like Agent bastard Orange in my underpants. Decided to take them in the shower with me, precleaning prior to giving them to Frau Rat. In sickness and health and all that..

Delegates should travel to climate conferences in lesbian powered rickshaws

cunt, I was going to do this Gallie Rinekah

Okay, in that case can I just borrow some Jeyes Fluid then?