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I haven't had the pleasure. I used read a flying rag and was regularly published on the letters page, until I told them they were sad twats for reviewing facilities at airfields. By facilities, I don't mean price of avgas but rather how good their cake and cappuccino was. If I'd wanted to be that pedestrian I'd have taken up bowls. Ex military fields are best as there's more approach routes. Even with cows on them.

I expended a lifetime of belly laughs when Bernard Madoff's son committed suicide but I've allowed myself a light chortle for this scav. chortle

apparently someone did me a couple of weeks ago. Was I really famous?

what about if the cunt you want to cunt gives their blessing to be cunted?

change your avatar and kill one of your pets. Fuckin worked for me!

I've got cancer of that

Frank is a hidden void, stuffed with fuck all.

Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

@Eric Cuntman is this site's best lesbian. He comes up with more euphoniums for gill dribblers than anyone else. I wouldn't eat his poo, but I would happily consume someone who has.

Aim for the brown but be ready to screw in off the pink. That's my mantle

That's anti-Norse, anti-Viking, anti-Soviet troops in Eastern Germany 1945, Ant and Dec

especially if fisting was involved

The IRA are fighting lesbians, because no one else will

I won't hear a bad word said about 'oral' Orla. She sticks it to the Israelis whenever they go on a Pali slaughter fest. I'd eat her poo.

God bless you Scrot! If I ever get to cunnilingise a tubercled badger with womb rot, I'd want you to have my six.

I'd let John Motson pipe me provided he supplied match style commentary throughout. "Look at Ratty! He's working it round the edge of my box. Goes left. Goes right. He can't penetrate the defence though, tries to muscle his way through, but he ends up poking it wide."

better still, just grant the cunt anonymity so they can carry on Skotlle. Oh and don't forget the Greville Janner disguise they'll need

I fancy starting one of those Asian grooming gangs KB. Imagine jumping out and surprising Mr Patel, brushing his hair, trimming his beard then scarpering. Fuckin hysterical I reckon.

If it's anywhere east of Vienna, leave well alone

Rape can mean anything from behaving bestially in a city in eastern China, to getting rough with a bird who's been giving you the c'mon all evening.

You'll never put your hand over my fuzz CB

"Hi de Heil campers!"

Judeo-Bolshevism is on the rise again

As always, I refuse to google anyone cunted on here, but Ezra sounds like some made up Hebrew shite.