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ratcum

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  1. presumably Michael Jackson swapped his race card for less well known "Utter betrayal and insult to my race Dickhead' card?
  2. It's always the minority that spoil it for everyone else. Kick football out of racism I say
  3. Ostracised? Even your dyslexia can't hide the fact you're a Rabbi Authoritah
  4. ratcum

    Eh?

    Excellent choice Stubb. Try "Come and See". It's fuckin hysterical
  5. Why is that palsy faced man-woman Phoebe Waller-Bridge in demand all of a sudden? She was in the distinctly unfunny 'Fleabag' (which I actually found rather vulgar) and now she's getting as much coverage as a Royal in a monkey suit
  6. I look forward to these chats! You make most posters on this site look like low grade morons
  7. I've observed the Purkyně effect the last few evenings Deco. I find the way light exhibits that ethereal, almost magical effect, is very calming. Don't you?
  8. ratcum

    Eh?

    Just listening to the British Men's 4 x 100 relay team being interviewed. One of them said: "We've got our own lane and will run fast." Insight that has eluded philosophers from Plato to Wittgenstein is alive and well in British Afletics (sic)
  9. ratcum

    Eh?

    yo ma Maine coon blud
  10. Ah Compass. Mad bastard was about as stable as an amputee on a waltzer. Novelty guard dog mind; would have chased his own tail for 30 minutes, making any burglars dizzy.
  11. It was shit so we had a dirty protest. By dirty, I mean my nan turned her clit inside out and did hand stands in front of the manager's office.
  12. ratcum

    Catholics

    that post comes hand in hand with Nonce Burner General
  13. ratcum

    Catholics

    An interesting portfolio
  14. ratcum

    Catholics

    Join the Rat Party shadow cabinet CB. Any particular ministerial office you fancy?
  15. ratcum

    Catholics

    For me, Catholics only have one redeeming feature
  16. Funny you should say that Killer. I enjoyed 'adjusting' some of the words in hymn books. Any illustrations of Jesus had him saying "bus" or "taxi" in speech bubbles. Round our way, that meant you'd just burped or farted. Even with all my good work on the holocaust, it's unlikely I'll get into heaven
  17. I read "A Pattern of Islands" by Arthur Grimble when I was in school. I don't now if that helps at all?
  18. ratcum

    Freddie Starr DEAD

    I bet my nan had a crispy cervix towards the end. Either that or she lived in a poorly clad tower block
  19. ratcum

    Keith Flint

    Flinty and Benny made Bonnie and Clyde look disfunctional
  20. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    in RACIST SCRABBLE (which I just invented), ginger must be one of the highest scoring words, along with DIY, PIN, POW, GOAD and POLES
  21. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    what's that like?
  22. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    as we speak, they're closing down every avenue of reasoned argument you can use against them and their Nazi inspired pirate regime. Hatred and greed grow exponentially in the only 'democracy' in the Middle East. A reckoning will come.
  23. ratcum

    Eh?

    If I had a Hitler, I would dress it as God
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