ratcum
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Otto Kumm actually. What a fuckin brilliant surname!
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In all honesty Shrub, I'd settle with the thought of you clad in spandex, rubbing a sweaty toe against a camel's pecker
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I was trying to recall the noise that little bastard made. Thanks
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I'd inject her piss into my veins and rub her shit into my open wounds after a bit of self harming.
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his helmet shaped head was popular with Wilma
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Perhaps you're inflatable CB? You should certainly be blown up for this 'joke'
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I only use Tor whilst on Stormfront or Oral Donkey Poke sites, to maintain my anonymity.
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ram anything up me
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Oh the Grand old Duke of York, He had pneumomediastinum, So he was a bit fucked
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Duckenfield simply didn't have the intellectual capacity to control something with more than one variable. He was a typical no 'O' levels plod who just happened to be a little bit taller than other thickies. What he did have in spades however, was the peasant cunning to make sure ANYONE but himself was blamed.
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I think the license fee is far too low. I'd willingly sell my house and all its contents to help the BBC.
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Fuck! There isn't a large enough denomination of Ratmark to cover this CB.
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The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt Rat
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People still have a pop at Josef Mengele but let's be honest, these sort of droogs simply wouldn't exist if his work had been carried on. Barney the dinosaur would have copped it too.
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Pity we can't do data transfer like Kevin Bacon says on those ads Wiz
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Perhaps Kyle's show caused the odd participant to have a flash of metacognition Killer? To realise, even for a second, just how utterly pointless their existence is, could drive these sub-beings to suicide.
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excellent
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you all thought I was mad when I brought up the racist biscuits. Well check out the Bahlsen heiress in the news.
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The cunt's like a bastard cold sore Splot. I think he's actually Geoff Boycott's nob.
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How hard is it to hold onto a baton slapped into your hand? I hope it isn't a colour thing
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That's a good thing Frank. The 'also rans' on this site are a matter of supreme indifference to me.
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Good old Eddie; profanity ahead of vocabulary
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I'm with you
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there's only two kinds of people in this world Authoritah..
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In his own modest way, Simon Clonby has done more for humanity than anyone alive or dead.
