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Stick it to 'em Albert

wanker You're not fit to wipe Albert's arse

the get the fuck off my thread

Always on the look out for groups to gas, I think I've found rich vein of cuntishness in twats who wear sweatshirts with a wolf on them. What exactly is your connection with wolves then? Are we meant to think you live with wolves, study/save wolves, or are in fact a member of Canis lupus yourself?

I will report anyone who reports Eric for using the word darkie

does Frank know we're married? I reckon he was about to put some rascal shapes on you and is now totally fucked.

tell us about Mrs Frank's ninth death Zorbs. That was one of the most emotional ones if I remember rightly. Having her remains blasted into orbit was a beautifully tacky touch.

Frank's a big fan of the early 60s CBB. Serving hatches, gingham table cloths, backstreet abortions etc

lezzer

cunt sounds like a brand of binoculars. "Can I try a pair of the new Lembit Opek 10 x 40s please? Fancy a bit of raptor watching me."

Okay, so that cunt from JLS isn't a rapist. Well what about his other crimes? e.g. Talentless fuck in a manufactured band of other talentless fucks stupid hair

To cleanse myself morally, I intend to only eat June Brown's verruca shavings from now on.

I had this crap thrown at me a few years back. It's as tiresome as it duplicitous and you should simply let it wash over you

Tonight's my last night on here as a single cunt. Tomorrow I will marry Lady P and like the female preying mantis, she will consume my body.

you little tease! Put your tongue in my mouth 😋

Lady P has duped everyone into thinking she's a hopeless loser, when in fact she has sucked out all our souls. I expect to marry her before Monday.

I'm working on a cruise virus that only infects bearded hipsters and kills them.

you'd look better in a leopard

I dream about being chased by Ralph Fiennes, who's wearing striped pyjamas.

The original oily heap of shit, throttling the life out of Labour with his corrosive ambition. Campbell made Joseph Goebbels look like a small man with a club foot. I hope his next shit is a full term baby.

It cheapens your cannon. Reject it's baubles as I have done and cleanse your fanny

You know Frank's partner has died for the 12th time Splot? Truth is a relative concept to these levantine dogs. The Pasha Brothers had the right idea.

US gymnast Katelyn Ohashi was told she looked like a pig. This is as hurtful as it is inaccurate. The only one that fits the bill is Peppa Pig, who is fictional and amorphous.

Where the fuck have you been? I've steadied the ship tonight and no thanks to you.

It was touch and go whether I'd get away with that DC. Well done for spotting it.