Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner Ă—
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

ratcum

Members
  • Posts

    7,157
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by ratcum

  1. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    They should be killed by the very cunts they exploit for cheap laughs. Being punched to death by a thalidomide might take months; but it will be time enough for them to dwell on the folly of the thread.
  2. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    Far Eastern names make me laugh. Soon Suk Yu and Coon Dong Big. I wonder if they piss themselves at names like Steve Smith or Boris Johnson?
  3. ratcum

    BBC pronunciation

    there's no link between likes and talent on here Shitto. Witness Rothers, a talentless mogadon© infusion who thought he deserved to breathe.
  4. ratcum

    BBC pronunciation

    I hope you're not grooming yourself to become a mod Gypo? You're so balanced and fair!
  5. ratcum

    BBC pronunciation

    Ooh you are naughty but I like you
  6. I think McClure "chomping wood" might have tipped her off to that.
  7. As he ages, Forsyth looks more and more like Greville Janner. It's probably nothing..
  8. Rimless rounds do actually have a rim, it's just that it's recessed. Win a pub bet with that one Authoritah
  9. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    I'd eat a dead Scouser in a motorway services toilet if Rachel Evan Wood's feet were contained within the putrid corpse.
  10. Stalingrad was down to the Bohemian Corporal not listening to his professional soldiers. However, their reluctance to push on and entirely control the west bank of the Volga proved fatal.
  11. back to front bollocks back to front bollocks
  12. When anyone new was on the ranges, they'd inevitably asked nervously about the kick of the rifle. Being total cunts, we'd always say "hold it about an inch in front of your shoulder" Poor bastards must still be wandering about with their right arms hanging off. lol
  13. Bizarrely, I only got a jam with a No.1 Mk.4 bolt action. With rimmed cartridges you had to load your charger 3 down and 2 up to avoid fuckery.
  14. The 'George Clooney' Catch 22 is as shit as the book and the other film. Other than the catch 22 situation (a couple of sentences), I don't know why people think it's clever.
  15. ratcum

    Statue For Neville

    I sent in some ideas for the England women's kit Jiggly 1. dental floss 2. Pictures of dead Germans after the Dresden firestorm raid of 1945. The cunts fuckin ignored me.
  16. ratcum

    Statue For Neville

    You're alright Scrotals, it must be the photos of your Gran's prolapse
  17. Only to get her gloop off it. I wouldn't get excited or anything. Same with ATM cum to think of it.
  18. or a picture of Big Narstie by mistake
  19. Sergeant Twat, I'd even eat you if she shat you out. Especially if it was on those twinkly little toes of hers. There'd be a blizzard of rat semen covering the North of England.
  20. The Vixen off The Chase. There's nothing that could come out of her body that I wouldn't eat
  21. that's just silly and would never get to market. Citroen Fiddler Harris (limited edition)
×
×
  • Create New...