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ratcum

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  1. ratcum

    B O

    you sexy dog Jewdy!
  2. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    right you are squire. As Cilla Black once said of Menachem Begin: "That little cunt's a torah torah laughs"
  3. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    Never mind all that shit Splot, I reckon gaseous 'planets' should be renamed Cosmic Farts or Space Puffs. I mean, it's not like any fuckin Kenyans are going to land on them is it? People actually think they'll be able to walk around on Uranus one day
  4. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    I agree, using facts was a low blow. Terminal velocity is a tricky one anyway, as it itself is a function of conditions producing a resultant force of zero. Rather than the an object being stationary when in this state, it simply means things won't change. To learn more you can subscribe to my You Tube channel, Rat's a Clever Nazi.
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    B O

    In WW2 Russia, quadruple amputees were known as samovars. Fuckin maggots more like. Rat
  6. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    The physics of fluid mechanics (let's call it what it is), was never meant for fragrant lezzas like yourself Authoritah. Stop filling your pretty little head with such silly ideas. Mine jew, I bet you know your way around a Rug Doctor © eh?
  7. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    Fuck me, Frau Rat's an African!
  8. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    Presumably Kenyan Airlines want the whole case dropped?
  9. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    you did seem a little confused Jewdy. There again, anyone would if they'd had fuckin Kenyans drop in for a chat
  10. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    I refuse to google anything I see on here CW. People can call me Jamie Spencer for all I care
  11. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    he was a tit but so was I when I started out.
  12. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    this is a dark day for the site's gene pool. Even doodlespuffs like Brett bring the variety we need. A few more days of repetitive bollocks might have seen him through the initial twatty phase we all went through. Now we'll never know.
  13. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    That's unfair to dogshit as you well know Deco Alan Partridge's 'Monkey Tennis' was prophetic
  14. ratcum

    Jamie Spencer

    boring little tit
  15. you and Ape need each other
  16. In the interests of balance, Killing an Arab should have been reprised as Killing a Jew
  17. you should do impressions of everyone on here Authoritah
  18. Good old Scrotals, like the black hole of Calcutta only without the West Bengali reference
  19. We live in real countryside MC, so I don't want one of these flying cunts in my garden. Developers could claim it's become a brownfield site and start building.
  20. I thought it was near your manor! Ronnie and Reggie would never have let this happen mind. People had respect in them days
  21. Hi Jewdy. Who would you call if dead Kenyans started turning up in your back garden? The police don't want to know and the dustmen won't touch 'em. RSPCA is just racist.
  22. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    could be worse Killer, you could have fuckin Kenyans in your garden
  23. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    with a spaculum
  24. ratcum

    Danny Baker

    How you open up the excessively tight vagina of a Down's Syndrome girl?
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