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you galactic sex chicken Jewdy! 💋

Newbies are like sewage Killer; you should always let them settle before engaging with them

Fuck, you might catch me finishing a corgi.

fuck!

I'm in a fuckin dungeon, come and rescue me!

I'm thinking of the ones who are earning, not the ones that went quietly into the night. Still, you are naughty CB but I like you

Doesn't rhyme. You really are shit at this CW

I was looking at a BBC item on ethnicity and earnings in the UK. Where the fuck are my 'friends' in there? Are they hiding as 'White British'? They're not in 'other' even though according to the .gov site, this includes Arabs. Shifty fuckers as always.

I'm Rat's hell eh?

anagram of Heather Mills: He'll ream shit

too funny for this site CW. Leave by the nearest exit

nice one Cyril

..probably

I've always wondered about collection plates in institutions Stub. Do they dispense change do you think? Or have an anti-tilt function like on pinball machines?

Solomon Grundy Born on a Monday Christened on Tuesday Married on Wednesday Killed by Israeli Commandos on Thursday, whilst delivering aid to Palestinian children

I like the little fucker Stub. Never fails to get my jalfrezi and keema nan to the Rathaus on his little scooter. Not wanting to patronise the cunt by offering to pay, I pat him on the head and kick him in the arse. Respect.

You know he's not jewish don't you CB?

yeah, like I'd trust a fox on his green meadow..

Dear Scrotals My Aunty Vi had a great cure for this problem. Choosing a cold winter's night, stick your naked wife outside the front door but with her prolapse popped through the letter box. As her body contracts in the freezing temperatures, it will draw the rogue viscera back inside. Relaxing in the lounge, you will hear the letter box flap, tipping you off to the happy event.

You've no more been on a golfing holiday than I've shown Emily Maitlis my phimosis.

What's got 8 hands and goes down well at Christmas?

excellent choice Authoritah. Her parentage passed all my aryan 'checks'

I don't want to burst your bubble chummer, but the 'bondage' in 'cosmic bondage' is not what you think.

Yes but you're sharing the same bill as the site's happy hooker 'that Eric' and is effluent band

Deco, you're on the leader board you cheap whore! Explain yourself sir