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I reckon Brooklyn Beckham will top himself when he realises what a pointless twat he is. Riding on your dad's coattails or mum's pork scratching labia can only get you so far in life. It's ironic that "The Big Issue" is an inhouse magazine for homeless cunts

you big girl's blouse

no

trusting a politician is like sucking Billy Bremner's cock

people who go on those shitty reality shows or Jeremy Kyle and then top themselves. It's hysterically funny and they're all publicity seeking vermin. Fuck 'em

his hair alone should attract the death penalty. A ghastly character indeed

judging by how much you've been on here of late 7s, I assume your parole board meeting went well? I told you not killing your nan was a good idea.

especially an infeasibly large horse with en-suite facilities

the veneer of the levantine always proves thin Scotty

where's that agitated one trick pony who was on here yesterday? Oh and the other 'member' who was humming exactly the same tune.

6 million

I'd have preferred Bernie's when bits were falling off her

Er, he's not quoting. Quoting would require reproduction of a sizeable portion of your original post. For example: 🎵 I'm in the mood for dancing, romancin Ooh I'm givin' it all tonight, I'm in the mood for chancin' I feel like dancin' Ooh come on and hold me tight. 🎵 .. is me quoting lyrics by The Nolan Sisters. It's also my way of expressing how I feel about you Dave.

quality

There's a lot of jews at the BBC CB IMHO

Since when has powdering your face to obscure its mulatto origins and having a single jaunty song made a career? Dark Hispanics and ethnic Japanese who seek to hide their ethnicity are just cunts.

In the Scouts, the bottom of our tents were made of hessian sod cloth. I had my suspicions of our Scout Leader but didn't have him down as a Nazi wannabe

You know perfectly well we don't feed Eric after midnight or get him wet Scotty. Giving him a 'like' will get him moist, then the whole horrible cycle repeats itself. You twat

I would have missed it out.. of everything

Imagine if you got 'day release' mixed up with 'gay release'. Instead of being allowed to pop out to buy a newspaper, a load of rabid poofs are let out of cages, and then bum you to buggery.

The Colonies eh Sevens? 😜 Should have gassed the fuckers after they'd served their prison sentences. In the 1800s we would have got away with it too.

I've been in a home build replica! Think of a supermarket trolley found at the dump, that you and a retarded mate subsequently did up.

Lots of good Otto material around Authoritah. Otto Funk: Waffen SS soldier with no connection to the rhythmic, danceable form of music, mixing soul music, jazz, and rhythm and blues Otto Kumm: Waffen SS commander with no connection to any 1970s German porn stars Otto Carius: Wehrmacht tank ace with no connection to any sons of Zeus

"Gladiator! Wolverine! Thor! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Skippy! Scott Morrison, can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

Dear Reader Women are great as far as they go (work, kitchen, down the shops etc) but longer trips require something more robust. I hope this helps