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Lemmy bless you Stub. In the pantheon of cunts, you're down there

I used to think icons were bits of old Russian wood and shit CB. I can't imagine your chattanooga boy fitting in well in St. Basil's

Oi Frank, get your greasy mitts off one of our Brit folk heroes Your sort make Michael Schumacher look like a cabbage

Hi Deco. Frank's been regaling us with the byzantine nature of his existence, but is still refusing to apologise for it. I still find it difficult to believe the holocaust was really that bad. I accept the numbers mind.

The FGM market is still healthy and yet Gillette studiously ignored my "LABIA 3000 black edition" for marketing in Africa.

fishnets? You spunky old trannie Sevens!

No, that's what my dad did whilst she was tonguing my sharpener!

I remember my Aunty Vi coming down from Oxford. "Maths is fair enough Rat, but I can't fuckin abide fuckin geometry. I mean, you got to draw the line somewhere." Then it was time to play one of her 'medical' games

'Dad' probably had the last laugh by turning into a psycho trannie and slaughtering them all 30 years later.

someone should have said this to Tolkien when he came up with the Ents. Shit in print and celluloid.

yeah but they did gang rape a chicken in series 19 Authoritah. Poor cunt didn't walk straight for a week after

Rare amongst celebrities, Elton would do anything for a friend. Bend over forwards to help them in fact

Don't shoot me I'm only the queer fucker

killer

puff

I dreamt you were dead. Butt fucked by Frank until you entire body prolapsed and exploded. In space

jokes about cancer are like children with cancer; they never grow old

you're on a roll tonight love

excellent

and counting..

okay not exactly a blue bottle, but happiness surely?

black women are five times more likely to die in childbirth than whities. Instant

what on earth are you on about now?

introducing cognitive dissonance into the lives of simple folk is neither funny nor clever. Why don't you keep the fuck out of arguments and just randomly cooler members? You'll still get your rocks off while the rest of us splooge random outbursts, unsubstantiated facts and lies.

you'll get us all killed you CB. Boris is erasing people faster than Hitler did with the July Plot conspirators