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Unfortunately you're asking the wrong person Pen. Me and Frau Rat are legendary for not knowing anything about shit happening around us. We don't read the local rag, don't join local clubs, politely ignore the neighbours and have a very limited exposure on social media. For what it's worth, I consider a strong reaction as a result, regardless of whether it's positive or negative.

good old Wolfie, the soothing voice of moderation and reconciliation

conspiracy theorists would have us believe it's just that Stub. Find me the 'talent' in Jay Rayner and I'll find you an empathetic cat.

Steve Rosenberg thinks a lot of himself. His so called reporting is in fact opinionated twaddle and makes Naga Munchetty look like a woman. Wanker.

Kill yourself, Minky

good old Jewdy! Harmless casual racism at it's best.

I feel your pain old friend. Death to these M.O.R. peddlers

fuck off

I genuinely hate Phil Collins for what he did to Genesis. I hope his arse sucks him in

God bless you Stub. If you were a bloke, I'd turn into a woman

quality

in that his fat psychopathic wife was waiting for him..

I see thicko plods are complaining about graduates becoming detectives in 12 weeks. Well three things to note: Post qualification CPD. They will be paired with experienced detectives They are far cleverer than plods and know how to use a computer for things other than streaming porn.

and is gangrenous adherents? Nah

Rule 27. Paragraph 15. Sub paragraph (d) (ii) "Zionist apologists mustn't be naughty.."

you've got to guess Wizzle. Newish, not an old lag

someone needs to take a break from posting and work on their quality

..before splicing some Rothers DNA into its cerebral cortex

don't take the piss, you know it's Kurt 'Panzer' Meyer.

Meyer, one of our cats, insisted on watching me have a pee today. The cunt put me right off CB. Don't even get me started on wanking

the amazon rain forest and the weird cunts that live there.. ..fuck off. Burn the whole fucker down for all I care.

I agree Scrotals. When I first heard of this cunt, I thought she was an Indian snack food

you never used to swear like this. I reckon you're going bonkers you old trout.

people say you can't polish a turd, but if I had one of Mary Berry's plops, I'd take a cloth to it. Buff it up like new I would. Yes.

Funnily enough Stub, I'm putting the finishing touches to the 'Katyn 40'. Should suit these scum down to the ground.