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You're alright DC. You could do one of those D.G. Hessayon books

compulsory attire when I was a teenager Jiggles. Kicking dirt for a few hours to de-whiten them was also de rigueur. Only after the Levi's I'd worn in the bath in for an hour had dried of course. Kids today know nothing

good luck with that earwig lover. Show him photos of dead Palis and he'll be stiff all night btw

that was fuckin brilliant CBo White trash at its best eh?

from rapier wit to flaccid discharge eh Frank? Kill yourself minky

white people enjoying themselves eh Deco? Not acceptable these days mind. My marriage with Lady P is utterly bleak and barren.

fuck off and die

I can picture Frank exhibiting metameric segmentation DC, but bilateral symmetry? That's just not going to happen. The guy's a simple grub

I agree Bill. The BBC are such paupers these days, it's women's football and transvestite motor racing for non Sky folk like me

I'm fuckin thrilled Stubo. I'm off to dig a deep hole in Riga as we speak

don't get me wrong EoP, I agree with everything you say here. I would however, still be an enthusiastic accessory to your demise.

I'd provide additional ammunition in case you needed to reload Alf

dirty sausage

strangely enough the autocorrect on this site did it Authoritah. Léon Bourgeois (French earwig and all round cunt) on the other hand, is all my own work.

presumably if I bummed her I could make a chocolate éclair joke?

I meant what I said you bastards

The Poles and their shitbag country are cunts. Conjured up from 200 year old folklore and bits of Germany and Russia in 1919, they went on to have a pop at Russia, Ukraine and Lithuania. In 1939 the Russians and Germans simply recovered what had been taken from them. I'd have shot the lot of them, treacherous bastards

are you Welsh?

if we'd handled the potato famine a little better, people like her simply wouldn't exist CB

yeah but you'll be tainted for some considerable time Killer. I might message you but nothing in public intercourse for a while

FUCK! true genius is so rare these days

eat thermite

posting videos in lieu of actual words on here should be banned. People are illiterate enough these days without facilitating their copping out. I'd have them destroyed.

after Von Bock and his immediate successor (forgotten his name), they were hampered by Hitler's obsessive micromanagement.

Oliver Letwin was in Star Wars? Fuck me!