ratcum
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ffs
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yeah and it's also why he never dined with any of my relatives, the up himself cocky twat.
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😆 good one
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I'm a cat person CB, but would happily flambé anyone who feels the need to say they understand Schrodinger's cat at a dinner party. I usually ask them whether his equation complements Newtonian mechanics or is at odds with it. If that doesn't shut them up, I masturbate furiously after the coffee and petit fours.
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fuck off
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heresy. Keyless chuck is pure homo too
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Frank certainly is like a lemon in that way Scrotals, only without of that fruit's redeeming features.. ..like gin
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You mean Phillips or proper. The former and its 'posidrive' running dog are not pukka screwdrivers, just as the screws they engage with are not real screws. Whores, cheats and charlatans, the lot of them
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I dreamt I sucked out Golda Meir's ovaries, then chewed on her verruca in order to get to Angela Scanlon's feet? Wet dreams eh Authoritah?
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he was a supreme sex god CB. I don't think I could satisfy a sheep like that bastard could
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Don't encourage the prevert to corrupt our precious bodily fluids MC
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so the George Formby animal sex pics arrived then CB? Merry Ratmas
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you crazy old dog Jewdy!
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that's basically letting him off you soft cunt. He should have to visit a selection of South London public conveniences with Frank, then try to top the leader board on here. The bastard will lose all his dignity after that smorgasbord of humiliation. Rat
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if I was in charge, the only retardation would be the brakes in your car
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or Roy Chubby Brown
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well if I was in charge Jewdy..
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..er
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Jesus was just the same Killer. "Jesus Christ will you shut up!!" shouted quite a few disciples. fuckin Chinese 😑 said Jesus
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his girlfriend had a 3' 5" cunt by all accounts. Le Metre Plus they used to call her
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I reckon this is much cleverer than either of us realise CB.
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you're not get that like Authoritah, so fuck off
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I could be Rat of Arabia!
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I agree entirely Wolfie. Most American military strategists think Sun Tzu is something you order from the local chinkie.
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the majority of the Argie troops were from a lesbian colony in Patagonia. Known as The Patagonian Dyke Brigade, they trapped 3 Para in field of sanitary towels. A bloody battle ensued
