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her dad's comedy conk rather gave the game away CB. Fuckin loathsome earwig fuck makes Howard Jacobson look like Reinhard Heydrich 🤮

you're right CBB. The rectum and colon are highly vascular and therefore ideal to absorb something quickly. In university we tried it with vodka.

holy fuck, this outburst has given me the horn!

up your bum Jewdy

eat plop donkey botherer

..probably 🦮

It's one of the facilities afforded us by this site

Italians are tax dodging beggars and have only ever been in the EU to see what they can scrounge from it. A regime that has let the entire south of the country languish in the dark ages, can't then have a pop at other sovereign states for not helping it. Massive cunts should be nuked.

you Serbian dog

thick white slags have never had it so good William. There's coach trips to Rotherham even under lockdown.

Muftis 😆

I see on the BBC that Roger 'boring fucker' Federer wants to see the ATP and WTA to merge. Well that doesn't leave many possible acronyms does it Rog?

'Bove will be destroyed by a plague of frogs invading his bottom. It is written Stubl 🐸

we should drown his bearded arse in vinegar. Branson Pickle.

loony

Two things 'Bove: 1. @ratcum is not a suitable form of address 2. You're top of the leader board thingy I expect cheap shots like this from that Eric and his absurd toadies, but not from a respected cuntfinder major. 🍡

I remember the first time I heard this. Utterly brilliant.

why would anyone want to pump out dead babies? You're a nutter William. 🗣️

That's the Northern Premier Spastic League isn't it Stooly? To be fair to you mate, I don't think I could satisfy a goat like you can. 🤳

If we all to start wearing masks, we may as well start wearing veils and burkas. Then it's only another short step to flying planes into shit. Don't let this happen. Allāhu ratbar ☪️

it's like those accusations of working your ni****s too hard all over again Killer. Fuckery of the highest order. Frau Rat said she might have to take in washing 〽️

he's off with psychological syphilis 'Bove. No doubt contracted whilst whoring for 'likes' on here. Deco had the same but it was by proxy.

All jobless folk should top themselves in a responsible manner. For example, light a fuckin big barbeque, lean over it then blow their brains out. They'll be cooked in an hour or so, and the five nearest black families will turn up to eat them. These in turn will be arrested for ignoring social distancing, reducing knife crime and raising the average IQ of the neighbourhood at a stroke. Rat 👨‍🦽

if we can't blame Johnny China for all this bollocks Jewdy, we'll have to pick on someone else. Any ideas? 🐡