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raining cats and wogs eh Authoritah?

right wing for sure. Probably EDF rep for your manor

there are some bleak places on the Kent coast where these fucks might feel at home CB. Wogatissue isn't a thing though, it's just a made up, quasi racial cheap pop at an ethnic group

death to these thousand spidered hair dogs and their bog brush relatives Authoritah. You know they even have an airline, Fuzzy-Wuzzy Air? Mad cunts

yeah that's the spirit Jewdy; talk dirty to me

you sexy beast you

Jewdy's actually Viz's Big Vern made flesh Stub, and I love him. As for him being an earwig, this just gives me one I can legally put in the ground over and over again. cunt puffins

I've encountered these workhouse scum as well Gypo. The more enterprising ones will try to re-inflate the 'ego' of some of the more senior punters under the pier. George Formby sang about it.

if you continue to praise him; he'll keep doing it Stub. Have you never trained anything in your life?

a bit bipolar to be honest Authoritah. Seemed to want to be matey with everyone and even opened a bar on here. However, he couldn't cope with being put in the ground by well meaning cunts like me, and exploded. He's at peace now.

I was horrible to him from the beginning, the least I could do considering his mental age.

Rothers was shockingly dull CB and bating him ceased to be sport after a while. The poor fuck genuinely thought he'd made real friends on here.

how do we know you actually exist Authoritah? You could be transient pulse of energy with no corporeal basis. You might even be some ghastly Liverpool based wallah

No one seems to be addressing the cunt in the room, so I will. This site needs to change its name to "ill-tempered bickering corner (incorporating boring as fuck spleen venter)"

I've met these mercenary bastards and they were fuckin weird. At their most scary in civvies; sunglasses instantly transforming them into Vietnamese CIDG psychos, circa 1968. I'd rather boff my gran in the trachea than trust these Joanna Lumley sponsored whores

she still goes weak at the knees if confronted by anyone in a gorilla suit Stub. Jewdy's the same when I dress up as Blunderwoman for him

CUNT PUFFINS

cunt puffins

You're not their dad Authoritah

it's the shit I worry about

if I was one of these stuck together cunts, I'd deliberately not buy any tampons, forcing the other one into period poverty.

Jewdy is a god. He stands astride this site like The Colostomy of Gary Rhodes. That Jane Hill off of the news: phwoooaaaaar!!!!

this has cheered my up no end 'bove. There was I bemoaning how impracticable it would be to make lampshades out of the shifty bastards, all the while overlooking the edible angle.

Puffin Island is shit to see the little bastards as you can't set foot on it Jewdy, so I've saved you a trip to Roops country. Prince Andrew is basically a big titted posh slag, so I'd get him in.

I know they look cute and rather comical Stub, but I reckon puffins are the next threat to Blighty. I clocked the fuckin Chinese long before this virus bollocks and now it's the cunt puffins, Cunt puffins 🚼