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a two pence piece rolls into a bar. "What'll it be Rabbis?" asked the barman without looking up

a muslim and a puffin walk into a bar..

fuck off Stob, you fomenterous dog.

I noticed art historian James Fox looks remarkably like Saul David, also an historian. Now old Saul acknowledges his antecedents (his name speaks volumes) but James might think he's more elusive. Not for me old boy. I make Hans Landa look like a Nazi

the VE Day conga is dated and physically gay. It's certainly not what out fathers fought for

Wise words CB. Dog shit isn't brown by accident

it's no accident dog shit's brown Jiggly

three overweight black women, all with a similar degree of pigmentation, all with dreadlocks, all around about the same age. If they're not your personal friend or familiar colleague, and you get them mixed up, this is unacceptable racism. What's more, they have the audacity to complain about it, in the same week George Floyd was murdered by a vacant-eyed psycho white cop. Fuck off you whingeing bitches

we should go looting with the cunts Authoritah. If nothing else, it would at least deny the press the opportunity to say looting is a black only activity. I'd also bag a couple of 60 inch OLEDs and you could get that Pedegg© you've always wanted

down the throat, they'll not take note

I sometimes imagine buying Joseph Goebbels a club soda in a bar Authoritah. If he gets antsy, I say "you'll have to foot the bill then!"

I'll adopt you. then pretend I'm Woody Allen 😋

quality. Leave this site immediately

I remember having to repeatedly punch my mum because she wouldn't stand up to my dad.

excellent Killer. It's a bit like Emily Maitlis finding out her grandad was a gas fitter

there's Black Farmer's Daughter too. There'd be hell on if you and me set up "White Farmer", specially as neither of knows fuck all about farming.

I did mean a black person, but looter covers it anyway. Goes with without saying but Floyd had previous.

er, yes

I'd like one of them as a pet

fuck off you revolting slapper

yeah but a free tele CB. A free fuckin tele! Makes you wish you were black sometimes eh? 📺

she's from Purley..

he's a ghastly earwig type who makes Serge Gainsbourg, sorry.. Lucien Ginsburg, look like a degenerate, conk-faced molester. I'd rather lick Hilary Mantel's womb rot than read Cohen's 'poetry' 😋

you really do bang the drum for Talacre don't you? I've been there and you can actually smell Liverpool. I'd rather have been a binman at Belsen, just after a three month strike of council workers

yes and it's rare for our police to tap dance on your neck, singing Hallelujah