ratcum
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or a white Range Rover Sport with black alloys
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good old Killer! as cross as a verruca in an alcohol bath
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a good old fashion 'spaz' was such a wonderfully socially inclusive term too. We can teach these young turkds a thing or two Gypo
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thank you Joseph Heller
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I'd be thinking of Susan Boyle's thrush to stop me coming to soon
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I think the poor cunt's rub out of synapses CB. He's certainly not connecting with anyone on here. Mad as a rabbi on a crooked slot machine 👳♂️
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what the fuck jiggly! This isn't book club you know. What about that Susie Dent off of Cuntdown eh? ✊
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remember the size of the pond you're in Authoritah
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Hi Jewdy. I call the bloke at our local Paki shop Mr. Patel, even though that's not his name. He says it's a racial slur, which is a bit rich as the cunt's actually white.
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I once derailed a mallard
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Mel Gibson's no more antisemitic than I am
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I'd rather put a rabbi's verruca shavings on my pasta
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according to my Aunty Vi (an authority on these things), Vera had a fanny like badly fitted decking; you could lose a Jack Russell in it
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Another excellent gag!! You really must fuck off now Gypo, you're making me look bad
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what about Mary had a little black friend..
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if endometriosis could talk, this is the sort of bollocks it would come out with 👺
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There's a pestilence on this land Jiggly. Duncan's horses have taken queer and Frau Rat has put a "NIL BY MOUTH" sign on her side of the bed. 🦿
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good one Splub
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when I was a kid, I thought Jimmy Saville was a slimy perv
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your entire brain is soft boiled, you foetid whorebag
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you warped dog Authoritah. Misshaped canine of the worst kind
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you clever bugger CB. 👿 You were meant to say infamous earwig and Tory slapper, Edwina Cunty. This uncanny similarity was enough for me to start searching and as I suspected, La Fiorina is known for eavesdropping. Nuff said.
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who do you think this cunt is?
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I've got the best name on here.
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A catholic priest and a young boy walk into a bar. "Is it your usual Father?" asked the barman. "No" said the boy, "this one makes me suck his cock"
