ratcum
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they say brown is the new black -
from Ben Elizer's book of jewish jokes: Q. How do you make a small fortune in israel? A. Arrive with a big one
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unless they're overhead dropping bombs on every cunt. I hate the fuckers
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I don't wear glasses CB We should have a lads night out in Beirut. It'll be a blast
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Oi Zorbs, have you heard the one about the Muslim and the badger at Beirut docks?
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Oi Killer, I've been having this dream where I dematerialise Star Trek style, only to reappear super miniaturised, in Susan Boyle's fanny snot.
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Back on topic I used to go out with a girl who claimed to be one quarter Spanish. She was very pretty but her gash looked like an Arbroath smokie. I don't know if that helps at all?
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fuck
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Sounds superb Stub. I have a wonderful old flight computer, basically a round slide rule that hasn't changed much in 80 years. It doesn't have a fertiliser setting so I'm substituting three post christmas Franks. Funnily enough we'd be better stopping at israel first, as the prevailing winds would help us drop down into the Arabian peninsula. Then turn right and pick up the harmattan wind across North Africa for the homeward trip.
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never mind all that shite Stubbed, how is the BBC expected to let us know when someone has used the N-word without actually using the N-word? Frau rat reckons that by saying N-word, we'll know they really meant the N- word. But I reckon the story might just be about someone using the N-word. Like "you're a fuckin N-word cunt you are!" like I just have. help me out here
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You're dead right Authoritah. I believe we all have a finite amount of anger energy in us and when it's gone, it's gone. The septic twat is fizzing around like a ball of potassium in a pond. 🐖
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you're alright Bill. ..for a cunt
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wise words MC. Clement Atlee is still my go to wank fodder in a crisis
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Word up Frank!! 🦄
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I've been having a recurrent dream MC. I'm arm wrestling Charlie Dimmock's clitoris and lose very time. As my trusted astrologer, how do you interpret this?
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people often tell you to 'stick it up your arse' as a put down. Well if it was Rachel Riley's tongue, I'd love it. 🐠
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if it meant my big end would last another 10,000 miles.. ..yes
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In an ideal world I would marry Ed China and still keep Frau Rat on as my porcupine
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Grouse Moors and the cunts that own them and shoot on them.
ratcum replied to Miles's topic in The Corner
never before was so much said by one cunt in so few words. brilliant -
this post makes the vagina monologues look pithy 🛒
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good one Authoritah!
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they are an insidious enemy Stub, with an outsized appendage that distinguishes from other insects. I suggest you collect up all the loose in the house and lock it away. Then remove a single penny and roll it noisily into the road when a truck is approaching. or just gas the cunts of course
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this reverse psychology won't work Ape, but full marks for having a punt.
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I like the idea of mixed race lesbians throwing themselves at me Gypo
