ratcum

I'm working on a new film idea with a working title of "SCHINDLER'S FIST" Ideas?

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Roberts Maxwell was buried in israel despite being 'British'.

fancy a chinkie later Jiggle?

good old Killer! Like a lorry load of Vietnamese migrants;

anyone who joins the admin team quickly develops a keratinised anus Stobble. Death to these abraded dogs I say 💣

towards the end of her life, Aretha Franklin looked like a chain smoking orangutan, that had just been gang raped by donkeys

fuck off you've got a twat like Cheddar Gorge, only with far more visitors

"drop me a PM"? sounds a bit casual Stub.

he told me he and his Thai husband were relocating to Poland MC. He promised to send a postcard but everything's gone ominously quiet since then.. 🤓

fuck right off you goof

@ratcum? I'll fuckin give you @ratcum you perambulating cyst

Some of my recent turds have been like fuckin Bailey bridges. I'm quite worried about overnighting anywhere other than my own home.

you are right

I haven't seen Jewdy for ages. Where is the old toad?

cancer!

Those bastard d****es on the tele with cleft pallets. They're putting me right off my dinner and I don't want to buy one. Same with all these viagra ads that come on after 21.00. FUCK OFF!

I like that dead Irish one

that's pretty fucked up Stub

The Wurzels were all ex Waffen SS, Das Reich I think. Anyone who can shoot up a whole French town (in a non gay sense), is alright with me. 🐭

If a time machine gets made, someone should go back and sterilise all Blue Peter presenters as soon as they signed up for the show. It doesn't reconcile with the programme's original premise, to have them fucking and producing little bastards. I mean, Leslie Judd didn't even have tits. Rat

GROSS OUT TO HELP OUT

yes

it's fuckin disgusting. These cunts may well have the confidence to go out in public, but if I'm sat with my cold meat cuts starter, I'm just going to throw up over it. It'll be another lives matter movement CB. What would you call it?

I saw this on the BBC. Are you fuckin joking? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-53641244