ratcum

I've heard it called that

Nandos maybe

No

Fuckin hell Bubbly, that's like saying the cenotaph would be better as a Pizza Hut.

I won't watch Cuntwatch simply because of Vine's face. I can't stand the grinning twat and fuck, I'd give the audience a crime to watch by going on the show and splitting that gob wide open. I'm surprised he's not a cushion. Or is he?

I have one of those little skin tags Punkle. I reckon I could manage gobbing the matchstick (class 45) whilst being blown off by the Head Girl. It's only a demonstration sport at the moment.

Morgana Robinson. Shit impressions of shit Z-listers. How did she think that was going to work then?

Okay Snatchly. Sofaland is a fuckin gestapo khasi

you massive cunt, I actually thought you'd bought the farm!

In the sense that she could be on my nob and I could still put in a full day's work, then yes I agree

Explain yourself Frank. Is it true you are walking a mongoose? Did we grieve for nothing?

I wish I'd said that Snatchy

I saw the headline "Halliwell may have killed 6 more people". The fuckin mad cow should be called Murder Spice from now on

Never mind all that CB, I think Frank's spirit has entered my body! In typical Greek style he used my bumhole to gain access. I feel strangely comforted by him being there

Like ALL female comics she does vagina gags as well, but delivered in her case, with that oh so funny Geordie attitude. Massive yawns all round in Rathaus

Sign the attached and together we can make a difference

I might put rubber mats all over my house and heavy curtains on all the windows

Bon vieux Punkly!

You missed me then Judas

You mean all this time you've actually been a low dog? Like a corgi?

Ah, the benefits of a university education Deco

Unfortunately there are a lot of these chodes around Stickly. They're either yummy mummy types called Jemima with rich husbands or occupy the opposite end of the social spectrum, namely multi-birth chav slags. The latter have achieved nothing in life, so upgrade parturition to a quasi professional status in bedsit land. I have suggested to our local council that the brown bins could be put to better use and ask you to sign the attached petition

Frank has always looked after his frock

he has risen and walks a mongoose

Stop fucking with people 'Frank' or I'll have a Hessy fit