ratcum
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this site's most popular word is spunk. We might be attracting the wrong sort of cunts who search for such 'fluids'
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you green bastard
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Saying "nowt wrong with lard" out of context is another killer line and saves complex negotiations later in the evening
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I reckon the nuns could have been turned
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A good old Nazi hoedown? Love those fascist muthas doin their crazy teutonic thang
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I thought the taxi driver accidentally hit reverse?
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Sorry Alfie! You're authentic, not like these nouveau Alfie dogs
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Parents calling their sons Alfie is fuckin criminal. Jake and Ethan were from the okay corral, but Alfie? East End scum.
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Terrible terrible comment Panzerfaust
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This is so true CB. I visited Auschwitz a few years ago and you couldn't sit down for all the fuckin sofas
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At least Lisa Riley isn't on Strictly this year. It was like watching one of King Kong's haemorrhoids slowly roll around the stage.
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I knew it. I knew it! Zombie cunt! Demonic possession!
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this is too wordy for the ante-mortem Frank. His spirit fucked off before the corpse's reanimation.
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Did he make you do 'things' you didn't understand?
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You could be talking about this sceptred isle Sevens. Very poetic by the way.
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Ched gorge
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I'll fuckin give you natch, you inflammatory bowel
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I knew some hards when I lived in Manchester Fendly. They didn't use guns but they did have bullets and would just push them into your head with a punching action. No tell tale barrel scoring or firing pin fingerprints for the rozzers. Pure class.
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are you calling me a puff CB?
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You're right Wizzo. Jewdy had forgotten to take his Berocca tablets, so he was like himself (a cunt), only on a really bad day.
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my sex is on file
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Good man. Help yourself to any of my tenant's daughters. I recommend the ones without gills by the way.
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gotta flush these swine out Sevens. Get your beaters to put them up and bring them under my guns. It'll be like seeing off the Tolpuddle martyrs again.
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Everyone on here says this sort of thing when I've outmanoeuvred them and ass fucked their wife. As you say; pitiful. Jewdy thought he knew about Middle Eastern politics and ended up descending into a paranoia. that destroyed him
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soft furnishing licker. I hope you get a visit
