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Wise advice Wizzo. All my emails are copied to Jewdy's account at his secure unit. His carers say it helps his with his long term decline

I already did this Punko, safe in the knowledge that Plod would take weeks respond, go to the wrong house and blame a black person.

There's always a first time CB.

Pete Burns? I wish I'd tried that before he died

I buried mine under our lawn and was worried that two person shaped patches might start to exhibit atypical growth.

They can always find money for London shit like the Crossrail or repairs after the Blitz. I hate Londoners and Phil Collins

Early in Motorhead's career I remember reading that if they moved in next to you, your lawn would die

Well it's fucked up quite a few things like my Hotmail. Cunts

BBC called Burns a pop legend. Eh?

my normal login (on Windows Explorer) is fucked. What's going on?

It'll be a hollow experience Luke. Adoration yes, but not from the cognoscenti, just nouveau cunts who know the price of everything but ....etc.

Cheap Quisling whore

Deco's alive!

MASSIVE SPEC. ALL THE TOYS. 12v SOCKET IN BOOT.

You're right of course Zorba. I should die with dignity. Then not die without it.

It's not the real Frank gypo, just an ordinary person dressed up. Just like the monsters on Doctor Who you see.

Thanks for the tip CB. Unfortunately phylogenetics is really ripping up the rulebook of classification. Red pandas have been moved from panda club to just regular bear club. As this was on a free transfer, I can see them eventually slipping into the minor leagues, like Scousers did. Honey badgers are now closer to Volvo V40s by the way. I know my earwigs though. Fuck yeah.

Just like Jesus died to forgive us our sins, you ate that curry so the rest of us could have the carvery. Well done Deebly.

I like the cut of your jib on here Donny but you've fucked up badly with this comment. It's caraway seeds with badger, not thyme. Unless you were thinking of the Asiatic Stink Badger of course.

Deco's alive!

What a heart warming tale Luke. I trust the family were all burned to death outside their local Wetherspoons?

Imagine for example getting terrace and terrorist mixed up. "We'll take coffee on the terrace thank you" only to find Abu Hamsa on all fours with a cafetiere balanced on his Talib arse.

you clever bugger

Are you sure it's not one of your own haemorrhoids Ape? They can slosh around a bit after all.

It's actually a singularity but pop round anytime Swarm.