Well that's fucked that idea then. I like those brown coats as they save pages and pages of sub-plot and meta narrative work. Just slip one on and the wearer is immediately transformed into a fully paid up weirdo
That's true Scotty but these mandibular gargoyles are cropping up everywhere. Although only in the early stages, my research into the decline of white dog shit is showing a strong correlation with the rise of these outsized buccal freaks.
I occasionally try to make a joke involving the word 'sock' and ejaculating the phrase "darn it!". Rat Junior looks at me like I'm a cunt of some sort, who comes from somewhere. The horn probably.
Thanks Jackie, I needed a boost after the week I've had. On a serious note, I'm all for the squelchy unborn critters and have known some casual aborters in my time. They were useless cunts.