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It's good to know there's an alternative to go to if The Samaritans close down Deco. I'd been trying to save folk money by suggesting they share a coffin with other families who had lost an infant. Drew got all uppity because he'd buried his daughter before hearing my genius idea. What a cunt!

I bet his toilet is crap too

The undead are not known for their bonhomie Scotto

Anyway, back on topic... I remember Carey's 'Magic Inch' from many years ago. I don't know if that helps at all Eddie?

Nah, we're like real mates now Sticky. The search function is shit anyway. It used to have its own thread but you won't be able to find it.

so he's long gone then?

you're not the real Drew. If you were you'd remember why you got vexed at me

I think his arse his French; no other cunts are that self absorbed

Frank's video was fuckin weirdo

Big posh houses like the one in the game Cluedo suit a conservatory. Semis and midget detached houses on a new estate do not. Knock the fucker down and either build a proper brick extension or fuckin move somewhere else.

He would have made a good Nazi... oh wait a minute

Luke you chode, you've just given away the plot of Finding Nemo 3: "The Flotsam Shag".

Stick your thumbs up your arse and ride around the shelter on your elbows Deco. She'll either be impressed, in which case you'll get some leg tonight for sure, or she'll fuck off and you can carry on with the lung torpedoes in peace.

German engineering where you need it most

I lived in Market Harborough years ago and used to go out with a girl from Corby. I nicknamed her the "Corby Trouser Press"

I believe you're right also; their fall from grace was mercifully brief. Grace herself put up more of a struggle

You're correct, except it was the Cotswolds in Lower Saxony, so they're traitor Nazi lezzas

A disgusting stereotypical sofa. So many boxes ticked: dishonesty, perversity, corrosive ambition, ugly, covered in cushions...

Here 'he' is on the right at the end of the war. He's being arrested with other Nazi female camp guards. So he's a lezza Nazi

you dirty sausage.

Imagine if you'd lost 8 licks instead Stickly. And you were a lezza like Gordon Jackson was.

Luckily for him, in prison Jewdy always had his back

You miserable old dog Deco. Buy yourself an air pistol and have some sport fella

41 years behind the frown and proud of it. There's nowt wrong with lard

Rothers was always in the shower when the kids came round. Every year. In the shower. What are the odds?