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ratcum

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  1. ratcum

    Driveby Woofers

    I told Frau Rat she needed to hire one of those Rug Doctors... she kicked the fuck out of me
  2. ratcum

    Driveby Woofers

    They all jerk off to images of Tim Westwood
  3. ratcum

    Driveby Woofers

    You should have lapsed into the vernacular Luke, with something like "Sup dawg, ma homes nigga". Then shot them all with your Glock. They would have appreciated the 'spect yo arse waz paying dem blud' as they died.
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    English Heritage

    I love the way that as the mercury drops; the heels get higher. Wor lasses would have got Scott to the Pole better than those shite ponies. And tugged him off as a reward
  5. ratcum

    English Heritage

    Don't forget the freezing cold winter evenings I the city centre Killer, where you can warm your hands and nearly naked pissed Geordie tarts.
  6. Shrooms? On The Corner? Let me at them Deebie!! Fuckin Shroom bastards should be destroyed
  7. Oh no it's Still Bickers! I'm going as things look like they're about to kick off.
  8. Careful it doesn't backfire and you both end up on a walking holiday in Bad Wiessee
  9. You're not still pissed old man?
  10. I have to agree with your arse on this Punkawallah. A bit like religion, if they just ate the clot of purple phlegm in the privacy of their own hovels, then we'd say no more about it. But no, they have to get all evangelical: "it's not like the stuff you get in jars you know" and "serve it with a lobster jus and fresh badger retina". My Aunty Vi
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    Fireworks

    Good old Gobblo; always ready to see the positive in everything. They could have done with you in Treblinka; "At least we get to have a decent wash now!"
  12. He's not the real Drew Deco, just a turd dressed up to look like him.
  13. ratcum

    Fireworks

    The stuff in the pouches smells obscene. Reminds me of my nan's pouch before they relined her brakes. When she came round, you could close your eyes and think you were on Conway quay. On a Saturday.
  14. ratcum

    Dave the worm

    As a former straightened transformer lesbian bi-stud valve radio sex dogger, I understand what you're saying here Deco
  15. No it was for the Morris Minor dancing
  16. ratcum

    Prosecco

    You would have loved Jewdy Killer. I could post something, write down what he was going to say, then logon later to observe he had in fact said it. A sort of predictive text thing, just slower.
  17. ratcum

    English Heritage

    It was hardly a fair fight Frank. The backward cockney sap thought 'Keep Calm' slogans were current and funny for fuck's sake.
  18. ratcum

    Prosecco

    The stink of anti-Semitism is strong in you young Punkape. You must not turn to the dark side (Anti Defamation League)
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