ratcum
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One-armed weather presenter on regional weather
ratcum replied to Earl of Punkape's topic in The Corner
I 'phoned South Weather and asked Ms. Martin why it's always shit weather above Schloss Ratter. She said I'd got her stumped. No doubt I'll be hearing from those Injury Lawyer cunts in the near future. -
One-armed weather presenter on regional weather
ratcum replied to Earl of Punkape's topic in The Corner
It is indeed a happy hunting ground for someone wishing to bag a few 'bland fucks' before breakfast Gyply -
One-armed weather presenter on regional weather
ratcum replied to Earl of Punkape's topic in The Corner
Good Old Extreme! Mad as a wheelchair rally round the Giant's Causeway -
Good old Gobbly! You can dig up my dead niece anytime
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One-armed weather presenter on regional weather
ratcum replied to Earl of Punkape's topic in The Corner
The blue cars were cool. The plastic children with leg calipers outside shops were ace too -
One-armed weather presenter on regional weather
ratcum replied to Earl of Punkape's topic in The Corner
From a 'share' on Facebook today: "PLEASE VOTE FOR MY FRIEND'S DAUGHTER'S LOVELY POOCH". I haven't replied yet as I don't trust myself. -
Just his Tesco Clubcard should do the trick
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genuinely funny. You need to find a better outlet than CC Gurto
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The same. Top bloke. The four gospels refer to him as Joseph of Arimathea but I've always called him Eric.
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I still think of you as the dude who helped Jesus out
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shitty shite
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I have to ask Killer, is there a non shitty Proton 1.3? Of any vintage? It's like saying your grandad was in a shitty death camp.
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I'm waiting for their bastard space. The worst ones start the engine but still don't go anywhere. Aaaargh!
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We've never stooped so low
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Not worthy of a thread in its own right, but cunts who get in their car in the car park and then just sit there. They're not waiting for any cunt; they're just fuckin slow witted dickshots
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No but people would help send them both to Disney Land
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I reckon if Hitler had had crowd funding available to him, he would have come to power a lot sooner. Follow us on Facistbook; to Poland, to Norway, to Holland...
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It's all good Eric. Don't listen to these womb rot exudates
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You could be right on this one Punkles.
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I know this will set off the QI buzzers, but the Pope isn't Brazilian; he's had one. Children call him "The Glide Father"
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Yes it is isn't it? Are you filling in for Jewdy?
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Duly noted
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No idea but he was called Eric and wasn't a vile spacker
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What about Eric of Arimathea who gave up his fancy tomb so that Jesus could be buried there? He negotiated with Pilate (no easy task) in order to collect the body from Golgotha, measure up for a shroud etc.
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no
