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ratcum

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  1. "Please Sir" (stick that humongous cock in me)
  2. Frank has become so obscure, he doesn't even know where his own arse is
  3. far more important than all this Covid bollocks is drawing up a list of people whose plop you would eat, in order to ultimately shag them. 1. Orla 'oral' Guerin
  4. people like you make thalidomide a candidate for the Comeback Kid
  5. ratcum

    Sadiq khan

    I thought that was Vera?
  6. Now that I really would pay to see Authoritah! 🐀
  7. Excellent choice gobby. Harold strikes me as the sort of nebbish dog who would trim mangetout.
  8. Bono's son a singer in a band? Pllleeeeasse!
  9. The legend lives on. Imagine Minty and Valdez fused into one being? Bastard winged hard bastard that would be.
  10. I heard that if he shits twice in one day, he can drive through South London without being stopped by the fuzz. Semen can be whisked into a mousse you know Killer
  11. Well said CB. Hamilton's about as in 'da hood' as I'm in 'da eruv' Gay dolphins are a thing btw
  12. Rat Junior has gone up a tier so I'm not even texting his arse, My dad died yonks ago but I've stopped talking to him since where he's buried went up a tier
  13. ratcum

    Eh?

    God bless you Dylsexic. It's like the good old days of empire, only with dogs. We've got 'tear a terrier' up here, but there's no organised league or anything.
  14. quality invective is finite Deco, and it has never featured in any of Harold's ejaculations. The poor sap's stuck in a single digit IQ battle with his own inferiority complex
  15. ratcum

    Eh?

    I was just wondering what my defence would be if I fucked a dog. Is bestiality illegal in Blighty? And how old would the bitch have to be before I was off the hook with the whole underage bollocks
  16. ratcum

    Dole wallers

    if they're wallers (sic), perhaps they're building a wall?
  17. you're beyond twatdom. Gas yourself immediately
  18. the one legged, tax dodging, expat cunt should be spit roasted along with Sir Philip Greed
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