far more important than all this Covid bollocks is drawing up a list of people whose plop you would eat, in order to ultimately shag them.
1. Orla 'oral' Guerin
I heard that if he shits twice in one day, he can drive through South London without being stopped by the fuzz.
Semen can be whisked into a mousse you know Killer
Rat Junior has gone up a tier so I'm not even texting his arse,
My dad died yonks ago but I've stopped talking to him since where he's buried went up a tier
God bless you Dylsexic. It's like the good old days of empire, only with dogs.
We've got 'tear a terrier' up here, but there's no organised league or anything.
quality invective is finite Deco, and it has never featured in any of Harold's ejaculations. The poor sap's stuck in a single digit IQ battle with his own inferiority complex
I was just wondering what my defence would be if I fucked a dog.
Is bestiality illegal in Blighty? And how old would the bitch have to be before I was off the hook with the whole underage bollocks