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heard about the Irishman who tried to commit suicide? He jumped off Montgomery Cliff.

I think you're having one of your turns Punkles. Is there a colitis sufferer who can shit with you?

At least the Belgium FA has had the foresight to build up abuse from the grassroots level and not just slotted it in higher up.

I'd heard Peppa Pig was due for a makeover Deco. This new title for the brand is genius. You could sell begging to the Africans mate

I sense the FA are relieved attention is turning away from the fact that they're a bunch of greedy crooked shysters. A few Savile style victims they can buy off deal with easily. There's probably replica abuse kits being made by Malaysian orphans as we speak

a given

To be fair Snatcho, some of the folk you refer to might have thought there was actual looting going on and simply joined in as their programming demands. I'm the same if I see badgers being exterminated.

Hamilton is incredibly dull on chat shows. I mean 8 watt bulb dull. Filament. Opaque.

...probably

'Repeat' is what I look for in my bollocks. Similarly, I want my anus to be retentive

Are you both in heaven? Is Martin Bormann with you?

Ooh you are awful but I lick you

Deco ! I thought you'd gone to Tibet or summat.

Liar. You have no savoir faire

reported for having a dirty portfolio

You're about as erudite as a scouser's pitbull, you boring little tit

Proper Germans would have a "KEEP OFF THE GRASS" sign and would obey it.

or that posh old bird in All Creatures Great and Small. "Mr Herriot, I want you to examine my Trickywoos"

no graduate would refer to it like that dumbass. If it's an NVQ I'm going to report you to the Roopster

Imagine if Castro had spelt his first name differently? As a d (insert ethnic slur term) it wouldn't have meant fuck all to him, but to us Fiddle Castro would have been intergalactically chortlesome.

They'll never take me alive Eric.

I know what you mean. I've been airbru

Hyperlinks within a comment? You really are fucked up CB. Take a sabbatical. Take a bath

The influence of these creeps was massively overrated then, and no doubt will continue to be years into the future. Capturing the zeitgeist, I asked my girlfriend of the time if I could buffalo her. Didn't go down well at all, which rather proves my point.

say hello to my little fren