ratcum
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Deco knows people
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Excellent idea Scrotely. Here's another possible merger: Nisa and Spar could be GET STABBED BY COUNCIL ESTATE SCUM BEFORE YOU EVEN GET INSIDE shops
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mentioned in despatches
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I can't remember the last time I saw someone who REALLY needed one these spaces. Most are just fat waddling fucks being needlessly cruel to their knee and hip joints. LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOGS!
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reported for being a reporter
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Yappy, overly-entitled women in the late twenties or early thirties.
ratcum replied to a topic in The Corner
The graveyard shift on here is massive fun -
and another thing, you know those orgasms I said I faked? Well they were real, so there. Ner ner ner.
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lezza
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and it'd easier for a poor man to enter a camel than a rich man to stick a needle in his eye
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Most Welsh people are infected with TB, which is why badgers are are
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I saw something on the TV's guide that called Dead Flies. I ignored it and searched out other stuff, only later noticing it was Dead Files. Still didn't watch it mind.
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I remain suspicious of their real motives Killer. These are disposable people remember, they won't be allowed in the shelter when the balloon goes up.
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Strangely, these estates are a breeding ground for anti-paedophile vigilantes and honey trappers. God knows why, as they patently have no interest in obeying any laws themselves. Perhaps guilt or over compensation play a part?
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I always enjoy the "who's dead?" conversation I have with Frau Rat at this time of year. Occasionally I will kill a relative on my side who hasn't actually bought the farm yet. It is therefore in my gift to raise them from the dead the following year. Merry Christmas cunts
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I loved that cartoon in the 70s, The Wacky Racists
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Did he try to cook Chicken George for the crew?
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Good old Snatch! The voice of reason and moderation triumphs again.
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they used to do Yorkshire Feta round our way, with a green wax covering. There's Yorkshire nearly everything up here. No Yorkshire humour though.
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I'm not intimidated by your hippy dropout cosmic ray dust spores
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Came up them? I'm wearing a pair of the squealy fuckers! I'm going on Dragon's Den too, although Frau Rat says that might be a bit premature.
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Do they have Uber in Germany? That would be funny wouldn't it?
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I tried sprinkling it on my floorboards to stop them squeaking. The fuckers started saying "yeah dadio" instead
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You're absolutely right Wizzo. The Clinton administration was dealt a severe blow by one of their interns
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Imagine if instead of baby powder, we've all being buying powdered baby?
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and no one has a garden they can piss in or bury a neighbour under
