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ratcum

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  1. Like you say; a slow Northern div but well done anyway
  2. Tatty may be as welcome as a rabbi at a speed wank, but he makes a good point here. It was bad enough when pop was talked up as rock, but now any lightweight packaged bollocks seems to be able to wear the label. I remember one of the members of Blue recounting how they'd thrown apples into a hotel pool.
  3. Stalin did what had to be done. Even his dog, Revoltski, said the Ukrainians were too fat.
  4. Still, you had respect in them days. My uncle Bert could get you a job running the calves down Smithfield. "They'd suck anyfing" he used to say.
  5. Lowlife scum indeed. 'Earned' most of their money using the oldest trick in the book; thuggery protection racket. These bastards basically stole off ordinary people, as they weren't smart enough to do anything else. I would have torched the lot of them
  6. I meant senior guides so it's all legal and above board. Bet deffo not the hairy lezzers who often run these groups.
  7. Yes indeed. So many things are special these days, there needs to be special special special like they have those 7 star hotels in Abu Hamsa
  8. Fuck off and die Alfie. Do you think I'll be in the cooler for that? I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4 by the way.
  9. I don't give a witch's tit what you are Ding, but multi-quoting is an obscenity in any civilised society
  10. Of course Gongly! What was I thinking? So I can safely deride this 'religion' as you call it, without fear of prosecution?
  11. We'll all be naked Snatch, although our privates will be covered by girl guides. I don't know if that helps at all?
  12. "Whiffy Discharge and the Splooge Ninjas". A punk rockabilly fusion band I'm putting together.
  13. what saucery is this GF?
  14. Google has certainly elevated some cunts to a position of virtual cognisance Ape. However, if you take them off topic, they soon revert to type. I don't need a search engine to sniff out wonky people btw.
  15. you're one of the cunts I was talking about! Look everyone!! A thicko Brexit wallah who jerks off to Farage posters!! Come and see the wallah!!!! Allahu Akbar etc.
  16. But mums still had the default setting: "why don't you marry a nice jewish boy/girl". Joking aside, that's racist in my book.
  17. you've been to Golders Green then?
  18. not now you've told every fucker I won't.
  19. Don't know who this is Fen but on your say so I'll start a campaign against them. Does she holiday in Bad Wiessee by any chance?
  20. We could also invade Africa, properly this time, hoover up all their resources and kill the begging bastards. Hussar! Happy days are here again Deco. Strike up the band!
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