ratcum
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gosh what larks and roisterish rollickings
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By all that's holy this is fucked up!
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Parsimonious? Isn't that what Harry Potter speaks to snakes? Good to see you're still cunting these newbies btw
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Unless you mulled over the choice between a kick in the teeth or a tug job Tatty.
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Imagine asking for lardons at the butchery counter. The girl might come round and unzip you, or call the police
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Ironically I'm an ironic Nazi
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It's not everyday you lose a skekel I suppose
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It doesn't explain electromagnetic induction or those hard pellets of phlegm you sometimes get.
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I used to hear this a lot when killing seals in Canada CB.
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Even worse if it's sold to you by a German at a Christmas Fair in Hull. Nazi filth
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Truly terrible but as it's Christmas, fuck off
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Want to save money on both "The Health Lottery" and The Postcode Lottery" ? Just get cancer!
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Trying to think of a foreskin gag but I've got nothing Deco. Sorry old mate.
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Gobbly, I'm your father
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An occurrence in itself Ape! What would you actually say to your doppelganger?
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Did he wear a balaclava then?
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Imagine if you went into a shop to buy tasty Turkish snack baklava, only to be given balaclava instead. What larks!
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You'd think any club with a decent youth strategy could develop a side of local lads to compete at the highest levels. Newcastle might struggle because people from that ghastly town tend to be fat, stupid and incoherent.
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My mum used to do the same with Catholics
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It would appear you've already made good on that promise old man. I bet she didn't shit right for a week afterwards.
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To be fair to Batty, I don't think he's the sort who still thinks those "KEEP CALM" slogans are either current or funny.
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uncanny isn't it?
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Although I don't like the look of Walliams, or the silly spelling of his name, he's a clever cunt. That inflated Pink Floyd pig he sometimes works with is funny too.
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In that some complete tit was often at the top, yes
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Good old Punkly! As soothing as lime juice on a ripped hymen
