ratcum

Capers and shines for all

that's dying of syphilis

Fuck you're bang on right there Eric. We should just fuck with their potatoes again and be done with it.

I rarely agree with Dingly on here but Johnnie IRA certainly need a reality check. I would have done a Herod on the whole bally lot of them

we need more smart, urbane blacks on here Jackie. I'm tired of these all these pudge pinks

If Gypo doesn't like this person, that's good enough for me. Ever since Claire '12 year old girls should try a dildo' Rayner bought the farm I've been lacking a sofa to punch. This could be what I've been looking for

Like Macduff, you were not of woman born CB

good old Punkly

Imagine if you were in the chilled aisle at Sainsbury’s and asked if they had clarified butter. “Yes, we have.” replies the helpful assistant. He then goes on to explain all about salted and unsalted, as well as the various spreads, margarines and butter substitutes. Something to tell your friends about in a larky, roistery way

It is true that I am simple. What's more worrying is how long it took you to figure it out.

It would mean a return to full on lesbian Nazi. Are you ready for that?

'local romanies'? Isn't that an oxyhaemoglobin?

I wish I'd said this Oscar

Imagine if you were poisoned and nearly dead when the paramedics arrived. You try to say "arsenic" between gasps, but they just turn you over, pull your pants down and say they can't see a cut anywhere. Larks a plenty

Frank's cool. The topic of multi IDs is raised periodically, but it's all just pixels to me. I'd interact with a barnacle if it made me laugh.

It is true that the Welsh must die, so that we, the evolved may live.

might be difficult to force into the bowels of your guests. Maybe more of a mivi style if they still do them

So long as the Chardonnay is un-oaked I'd give them that. If the Chateauneuf is still youngish, it's best served in a bowel with an ice cream float.

...probably

I hate these parasites with a passion P, so I'm encouraged when someone else points them out.

filth

I thought about The Style Council CB. Fuckin splooged the entire town white that day

right you are squire. I've been studying your form on here, so there may be some material I could make funny.

well she might be Welsh I suppose

I'm getting a bit sick of Eric Idle. A clever cunt but turning everything into a musical is starting to get me vexed.