ratcum
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Were you behind the bar making hotpots?
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What's the difference between a Muslim and a badger?
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Imagine if you were Jewish too?
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wizard prang that would be Scrotely. All manner of tricks and capers would no doubt supervene
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quality
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rollicking japes aplenty Eric. The Germans would be most confused if we skimmed Hattie Jacques or Jo 'not slightly funny' Brand across their reservoirs.
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self publicity is what I do best. Unfortunately The Archives don't retain the wonderful contributions to the thread from other cunts on here. So The Archives are shit really
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Kipling's original (unpublished) version of If... was written with you in mind Fender. If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs because you fucking chopped them off, etc.
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They're calling it ARSE BUSTERS and Guy Gibson has been renamed Brasso Bob.
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Everyone's fucking and faggoting all over the place. What happened to just popping down to The Rovers for a glass of stoat?
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yes, but the wee in the bath thing?
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If you can't find your feet you must be obese and therefore an unnecessary drain on NHS resources.
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the good old days
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Of fuck, it's Fender! On day release. Quick, hide your tool boxes.
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you're asking the wrong question Punkly. We need to know why we always want to have a pee after we've got nice and settled in the bath
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I agree with Fast Eddie; all novice nuns should wear peephole bras, strappy sandals and no knickers
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The starving fucks on tele actually make me more hungry! A nation whose pets are overweight, never mind their owners, is never going to really engage with famine appeals.
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God bless you Apely! There's not many cunts that'd be so kind.
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I think you can be my special friend on here Jackie.
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I've been mad for fuckin years but still enjoy the festivities Jackie. Family okay?
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It's easy to slag of Mengele, but he certainly had the physiology of twins sewn up.
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Deco, should I already be thinking of the next "FREE DECIMUS" campaign? Did you ever get a chance to discuss tactics with Max Clifford last time you were banged up?
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She's a luvvly lass. She's a luvvly lass. He says everything twice.
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as serious as being mauled by a faux leopard
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10 minutes has just been wiped out. I bet Rick B is on duty
