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No, that's Rick B

If old Maggie T had been cremated I would have written a follow up to J.D. Salinger's 1951 novel. "Thatcher in the Sky" could have been a big seller.

unless you live in Texas, where'd they'd probably thank their lucky star they'd got off so lightly

I've just noticed this Neily and it's proof enough that you must listen to this MOR crap. You are my first confirmed lezza of 2017

gotta collect 'em all!

Yeah but I didn't expect a polaroid of him after he'd been fragged. Anyway, I think Scotty's on drugs

yes, a small one. I didn't count the spaces as I assumed it wasn't his UCAS statement

I remain one of your smallest (by weight) fans Scotty, but what in Frodo's Frenulum is your avatar meant to be? Frankly (see what I did there?), it looks like the arses of certain members on here.

There is much in what you say Punkly; 66 words for instance.

Good point Mankly. Even in University, where we got free passes to all the nightclubs, I thought it was fucked up to pay stupid prices for booze. Also, if you showed the slightest hint of enjoying yourself (wrecking the bogs, pushing over slot machines etc.), the bouncers were on you in a flash. Cuntdom of the lowest order

my dad was racist in the 60s too Eric. He made Alf Garnett look like bald, bespectacled, cockney chappie.

Maybe only on a cheese toastie then. Thanks for giving me the heads up on that one Zorbs

I've got this whole avatar thing sewn up it would seem. First post of 2017 to me. CUNTO!!!!!!!

Happy New Year Punkly. Keep the faith brother

It is quite simply for wimps who can't take the taste of bitter. I'd poison these dogs

I nearly fuckin choked on this reply

I'll message you some easy to follow instructions you tragic weed

No, but it makes me feel big when I'm inside. FMG isn't all bad you know

Gibson's been losing jobs for years Killer, he's the unluckiest sap you'll ever meet on here. Every year we hope he'll top himself, but he'd only fuck that up as well.

You useless tit Gibson

I agree with Jackie; menstrual blood is a viable alternative to cranberry sauce during your festive period.

we're all god's creatures Killer and I have enough love for all of us

I never 'like' anything on here as it's entirely homo. I will however, sell my likes to the highest flidder

you're bumming a smurf whilst posting on here? You're badly fucked up Scrotism

No. One's a hairy arsed mother fucker that stinks; the other's a short-legged omnivore,