ratcum
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We had a neighbour who was a single mother when that sort of thing was still rare. People used to clap at her from across the street. Some shouted "Lassie!"
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Well said Authoritah. I'm only sorry Johnny Empire didn't care of this when it was still fashionable. The Germans and the plucky Belgians showed the rest of us up. Chop their limbs off as a starter for ten, kill them if they look a bit uppity. A credo my Aunty Vi lived by when dealing with people in Welsh national costume
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apparently the thrust vectoring on a Mig 39 is based on her ovum sluice
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The Fiat 124 and 128 told me that Italians should not have been in the EEC. They're greasy scum of low moral fibre
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most Italians are inbred cretins who should be destroyed. -
a pre-Lucas manifestation of the force CB. I reckon my mum would have blown me if our family had been a bit more progressive
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the woman at the ice cream kiosk had psoriasis and those flakes absolutely obeyed the laws of Physics. Fuckin gross and absolutely true
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lovin the avatar Baron
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it's a former Soviet Republic
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Not again! That's the third time you've said something genuinely funny on here Gypo. They'll put you in the cooler
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A bloke down our road got it and he's as dead as a butcher's wife
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Where do you stand on female genital mutilation Frank? I'm all for cutting it out, whilst others just pay lip service to the idea
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I keep getting Viagra adverts on Facebook authoritah.
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we're a net importer of beggars
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Are you off the Canestan again? You massive tart
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I don't want to see "hundreds of thousands of autistic wild eyed sand rats rolling around on the West Bank moaning and complaining". I want to see "hundreds of thousands of autistic wild eyed sand rats rolling around all over israel Palestine moaning and complaining"
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with Trevor and Simon of course. Oh and trolling all the bollocks about it on facebook. Imagine it Stub, a special day for 8% of WW2 deaths when no other group gets this attention. The same group now trying a bit of cheap genocide on the Palestinians, by denying them the Covid vaccine.
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The donkeys Janet, the fuckin donkeys!
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Except when you upset 'Rattlin Jack' rattlesnake, at the All Texas annual scare a rattlesnake finals.
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If Tabitha and Rupert can afford to go skiing, they can afford to isolate when they get back. Naturally I'd prefer it if their privileged arses died in an avalanche (a perennial rat chortlefest), but one can never rely on the weather.
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they'll never be any use at good old fashioned spying MC. Plod would just need to spot the squinty little fucks and get them to say "red lorry yellow lorry" (or "Gary Lineker" for those who might have had training).
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😑 Gally Rinekrer!
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you have taught me to look on the mischling in a different way Deco and we can't all fight in the frontline old friend
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Trevor's alright when you get to know him Authoritah. When he relaxes and says "Call me Trey", it all makes sense
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Henry Blogg was from Cromer.
