You fuckin idiot Eddie! She's converted to ham not Islam. She used to be a vegetarian see? When our budgie 'Minty' was alive, he used to sit in a light fitting until his feathers smouldered.
Imagine if that historian cunt David Starkey had a new programme on tele but Johnnie racist thought it was called David's Darkie. They'd tune in hoping for some post modern slavery chicanery, only to be see a boring little tit instead talk about the monarchy.
The Old Testament is fuckin ace and helped me make sense of Raiders of The Lost Ark. The New Testament oth, is a peacenik cockade of homo socialist ideology and sub-Paul Daniels magic tricks
NORTHERN IRELAND, Funny little leprechaun voices, fucked up politics and a shit economy. What is the fuckin point? I'd tow the fucker out into the North Sea and sink it.