ratcum
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including an au pair
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You're a cunt TSD but that's one splooge inducing avatar you've got there. Can I borrow a high res copy?
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Hollywank has a habit of glamourising speech impediments and lowlife criminal scum. Look at Ben Hur for instance. Or Jungle Book.
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but not Tim Westwood gangsta presumably?
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There's a shit storm of lesbians coming CB, intent on ruining decent totty everywhere. I intend to pull the rug from under them. Are you with me?
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death would be a welcome release
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Elton John's tour t shirts say that too. Er, apparently
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Cover him in soil to see if his Godfrey blooms
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I briefly considered weaving in the Geordie psychopath but decided it wasn't a funny reference
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Fast Eddie, do you want to be called Reuters from now on?
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Or into Gaza
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This is a trap isn't it? Earwigs would should be destroyed like cushions.
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infinitely preferable and I'm good at it
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multi twat
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No shit!
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I take multi quoting as a personal insult Cockly, possibly because I don't know how to do it. Either way, it's still mussel tipping of gargantuan proportions
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Diversifying eh? Careful with that Fender. Jesus tried his hand at the old switcheroo and look what happened to his arse.
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"Thousands of gay men pardoned in the UK". Why, had they all burped or something?
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Mmm. Usually his 'permissions' aren't much more than Rudolf Mengele's on platform 2 at Auschwitz
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No you're not 7s. You're a wackjob with a hammer
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Fends? It's Lord Fender of Ultra Violence and Unreasoning Hate to you.
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Quality
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I was in a shop yesterday and they were selling 'hand shredders'. Ideal present for the self harmer with an inferiority complex, I chortled to myself.
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I'm not bothering with it anymore Killer. I will however try blowing smoke up the chimney, then listen out for orgasmic screams from the surrounding houses. Might be the start of a cottage industry
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...and you finding the Statue of Liberty's clitoris?
