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Alexa and Cortana will lick each other out

That's right Deco. Larks and jinks till evensong

That Coyne bloke eh?

I reckon if the Romans had met The Knights Who Say Ni, there would have been a ding dong battle

The Jimmy Page duck walk will suffice Killer

The 'Lambeth Walk' is a similar postural monstrosity. I'd walk the fucks all the way to the gas chamber.

Ah yes, that's when they had a full orchestra with Rolf Harris in the fiddle section

I'm guessing this is not a thread for suggesting new band names? Still, Donkey Skat and The Felchers may be gigging near you soon

I miss Sale of The Century CB, but I don't go fuckin bleating about it on here.

well you are an irritating cunt Dingly

The Liberals always do well in school mock elections as the kids inevitably think "they seem nice and yet never get a chance". Just about sums up their political metal. I'd burn them all

filth loader

yes he is cheaper than mogadon

Do many things bore your rigid Gypo?

It was his own fault being all flash in a layby. Ordinary working folk go dogging to these places in their Zafiras and Micras.

To true. and Irish and dogs. When Reggie Kray got his head chopped off, it was Vi what sewed the cunt back on. They say he never looked back after that. When she bad phlegm during the war, she used to bring down Messerschmitts by gobbing at them.

My Aunty Vi used to shove a little bit of burning phosphorus up her mimsy before a night out. Mind you, they had respect in them days

It's perfectly natural to have these feelings Eric. When I was in London, to freshen up before a night out I used to slap Henry Cooper himself all over. Not that permed scouse runt though, especially after he became a Nazi footballist. "Kop that" I said, as I rammed into his Range Rover in a layby.

So the Atlantic Conveyer was a brothel ship then? I knew it. I fuckin knew it.

Excellent summary of what's wrong with today's bloke Authoritah. I used to spray Brut 33 in my eyes before going to our local chinkie. Thinking I was one of their triad homies; cunts used to give me a discount.

uncanny insight you've got there chummer

A real, real migraine, is so debilitating as to render the sufferer incapable of telling people they've got one. Most reported migraines therefore, are simply the rants of minor fish slices

Has Sauron risen again?

Q: What's the difference between ISIS and rent boys? A: ISIS blow shit up for nothing

it didn't get the recognition that Suzi Sucks Seattle VII got