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Thandie Newton's claiming she's black!

Yeah they're such cunts. I'd laugh if they started to lose business to enterprising taxi drivers. I arranged a load of bananas in a circle the other day and wittily said to Frau rat I'd created a Bananarama. The cheeky cunt said "are you going to have a wank over this lot as well then Ratto?"

Hive active heating? You plantain munching mongoose faggot

No you weren't Authoritah. Like me, you were going to say "A taxidermist specialising in the preservation of animals belonging to people in their late 50s with limb malformations. These pet owning phocomeliacs were primarily the progeny of women who took the drug thalidomide." It has a certain ring to it don't you think?

Fender says American sockets are particularly satisfying

Don't call him Shirley

Go for a wok = Operation Raleigh

...probably

What is the fuckin point of this shit? Go for a walk = BRONZE AWARD Go for a walk and get a bit lost = SILVER AWARD Go for a walk, get lost overnight = GOLD AWARD

Even for the North East, such a large cluster of metacognitive incapacity is unusual.

like any good pickpocket, he's crowd funded

Twit. I'm talking about pachyderms.

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I don't think you're taking this seriously Killer. After tracing his nob, Dick, as quick as a flash, whizzes off to perform another penile transcription.

I've sent in an idea for a new TV series on the beeb. Instead of Dick Tracy, my character's called Dick Tracer. He turns up at the scene of a crime as usual, but instead of solving it, he gets his nob out and draws round it!!

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He had the chance to keep them out of the spotlight and afford them a good education. Instead, they're all going to become Jaden Smith.

I'm the only Nazi in The Corner Lupo but I agree with your stance on pretty boy. You could always grind him up, put the resultant pulp into little tubes and sell them as a mouth ulcer cure.

I remember them: Destiny, Harmony and Bigamy

Pete Burns et al. I'm surprised trannies have lasted so long.

Fuckin earwigs

or "Penis removes ring of endangered Firemen from Royal sex banana"

I said a while ago that women with prominent chins were appearing all over the place. Now the fuckers are turning up with big feet. What happened to petit, demure, slightly rounded women? You know the sort; feminine, girly, nice even. I blame these fat free yogurts myself

Katie Jordan Price's daughter's eyes are very far apart. Like the product of mating a puffer fish with a London slag