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This is a trap isn't it? To get me to be a massive flying bore. Again.

You bunch of fuckin Palestines

no

did you ever try sticking it up your arse so the blue flame came out of your ears? No? Neither did I.

this sounds like manual work Authoritah. How simply ghastly for you. I have a Latvian tenant who could do this, freeing you up to oversee operations.

get a rabbit Killer, they're fuckin ace. Legs, ears, eyes; just like a proper woman except they don't get all pissy if you watch porn.

Martin McMurder probably negotiated a sizeable discount on drills at the Belfast branch of Machine Mart. Larks

the coverage is getting a bit Princess Diana 'mass emotion' now. I bet the racists are furious the bloke was English, went to an English school and wait for it...........played rugby! This is nothing to do with radicalisation, the cunt was just an unstable, underachieving nobody

I was thinking of surprising my mum this Mothers day by digging her up. Frau Rat had to spoil it by reminding me she was cremated. Larks.

he was Nazi filth through and through.

Those irritating "Keep Calm" things don't work now do they? If Jewdy was still on here, the tragic quarter wit would be sporting one as his avatar.

that's just silly

Famous Dutch footballer, Johann Birth Defect. I'm getting the hang of this now!

Former US president Ronald Thalidomide

there must be a higher calling than looking for things that sound like 'flid'

You should have challenged the fucker Gypo. No one except young farmers dresses like that anymore, so he might have been a space alien type. Or from Rhyl.

I remember Cozy Powell being interviewed about Ritchie Blackmore's more pop orientated plans for Rainbow. Particulary when he said: "Hegelian philosophical principles suggest that out of a thesis and its opposed antithesis comes the hardy alloy of synthesis. I have always found this to have a peculiarly seductive power. Ritchie on the other hand is an absolute wanker."

Imagine if you got the words ‘Minister’ and ‘Minster’ mixed up? Before you knew it, scaffolding would appear around your local vicar with stonemasons bolting reconditioned gargoyles to his head. The supervening larks and knockabout jinks would delight even the most dour cancer patient.

just choked on a bit of muffin you poof lezza

the bit about the carrots? Yes you're probably right Capgun

Nurseries have been a breeding ground for decades CB. They train the little cunts to sleep in the afternoon like bloody foreigners do! Even before they walk they're eating with their hands and shitting in bowls. Allah fuckin ackbar

Maybe they killed all the black ones at the nursery? Same the squirrel in the woodpile. Avoid large amounts of raw carrot Nelly

uncanny. You're a worthy adversary Gobblo

The other day I ate three big carrots. Never again I tell you. Took fuckin yonks and nearly wore my jaw out. I was fit for nothing afterwards and bloody starving. I nearly turned into a bastard Somalian or something.

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