ratcum
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You see it a lot in working classes. Or holocaust survivors. Yes.
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insect
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My Aunty Vi was raped by a Tiger tank. "Ratty" she said, "those 88mm were width you know....the fucker was way longer 'n that". Still, you had proper puffs in them day
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Lilies? In the Holy Land? You mammoth thatchmonger
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I bet the disciples went round with the bucket whilst Jesus was talking to the crowd about some such or the other
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My urethra's quite real thanks Authoritah
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poor white trash
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see that plinth next to you?
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stop shouting Killer
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I keep coming back from Aldi with shit that wasn't on my list. Smoked Bavarian ham, Waffen SS uniform, sink tidy. They're such cunts
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I remember driving quite quickly through Epsom once. "Like a knife through butter Ratty" cried my mum. "You ridiculous cunt mum" I ejaculated
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fancy us being whipped by a bunch called "The Normans". These days you'd just laugh yourself horse at an army of Normans. A battalion of Ruperts would give them a sound thrashing and whooperups besides.
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Josef Mengele was crowd funded
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you discuss me Apely
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I wonder if Pete burns
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Imagine if one evening you said to you said to your wife/kidnap victim: "Fancy hitting the sack?" and they proceeded to smash your balls to a pulp with a baseball bat.
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Sister Wendy frigs
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zombie
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He describes himself as jewish but that has nothing to do with him being a talentless self publicising shitbag.
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that's fuckin sick
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and to think we used to be fiends Killer
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most cunts on mobility scooters are fat and lazy. The smallest scooters should be rescued from this terrible abuse and taken to a sanctuary
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I'd like to release a few rogue packets of those Love Hearts sweets. Instead of twaddle like "Be My Love", you'd have "Fist Granny" or "Felch Drozzle".
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I feel this sort of topic is just the start of a slippery slope
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yeah they did their own episiotomies in them days Beastly. Your Aunt was fuckin hardcore. My Auntie Vi was raped by The Mole from Thunderbirds but calmly stapled her perineum back together and carried on. She was into FGM before it became fashionable
