ratcum
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Running away are we? Come back you yellow bastard!
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On top of that, my vegetable patch (it's so much more than that really) is apparently "shit" and "ugly for most of the year." I feel like Derek and his trail of snot.
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I ought to ditch you, you fuckin bitch
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Three holes today, but get this... because they were partially connected, Frau Rat said I'd dug a ditch. A FUCKIN DITCH!!! Those of you who know me on here, are fully aware that I would never, ever, get caught up in such tomfuckery.
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No, I was never circumcised
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I saw Beth Ditto on tele the other night
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they might be from Llandudno
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those boots sent me into orbit on a geyser of splooge
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There's not many a cunt'd be so kind CB. Lemmy bless you.
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just call me Si
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Whenever I hear of someone derided for being anally retentive, I always say in their defence "isn't that exactly what you want from an anus?"
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I think my prick might be largely beige Killer. Is that really such a bad thing?
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I went though a phase of calling myself 'Bubble' in my late teens WC.
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I wish I'd said that you Lupine sex fiend. As the Corner's very own creeping anthrax ghoul shadow pinup boy, I'll follow your lead on this.
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you two been radishalised eh? You pair of pink beauties you! Fender's a fuckin looney by the way
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I refer my honourable cunt friend to Samuel L Jackson's reaction to seeing "a nigger on a horse"
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Good old Wolfman! You remind me of one of those things I sometimes see when I'm on holiday in Germany
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You flaky clitoris Gobbler
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"At the third stroke, it will be, six and a half inches, precisely" The Speaking Cock
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In the land of the rind, streaky bacon is king
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..as the FGM 'doctor' said to the 12 year old
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You're right CB. Ever since I changed my name to Simon Clonby, I've lost all control of these, er,... urges.
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you don't frighten me with you tuberous threats CB
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I wonder if Ash Wednesday passed without notice in Treblinka?
