ratcum
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(slow, determined delivery) NO NO NO
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REPORTED FOR POOR GROUTING
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not you again! Come to tell me off for some earwig baiting?
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That's almost word for word what Moses said to God when he received the Ten Commandments. Well done Spanky
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Er... adored him and followed him right till the end? I'll take that any day Killer
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REPORTED. IF I POSTED A JEW RUNNING AFTER COINS I'D BE CENSURED. ADMIN, TAKE THIS DOWN OR THE JEW GETS IT
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Depends if we're in Pensarn or Abergele I suppose.
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Have some Frosties for breakfast OB. On me.
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I combine my roomy dishdash with a sporran. The former easily conceals an AK47, whilst the latter keeps my post jihadal wine gums free from fluff
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Islamic couture is cool, practical and stylish.
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Fuck off you rancid pachy (as the rodent said to the dinosaur)
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... bastard parsnips
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The police would have caught the Yorkshire Ripper a lot quicker if they'd had you Beastly. Or some 'O' levels.
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Rained off I'm afraid Authoritah. I did however ask a nun if her or any of the sisters could help me kick the habit
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If I manage to look half as good as Judy Finnegan, five years after I've died, I'll be thrilled
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Shoo bee doo bee doo wop, Pop pop shoo wop
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at least three of my old school friends double barrelled their names after getting married. The poor misguided fucks think this affords them class or gravitas at a stroke.
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Horses and their riders should fuck off into the fields and abattoirs
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A good old fashioned cunt for once and exactly what this site should be about. Racially motivated threads about Muslims or biscuits are dangerous and will solve nothing. Horses on the other hand, can be simply mown down a big van or people carrier. The latter could be carrying a party of lesbians, Muslims or even jews and the beauty of it is, that it wouldn't really matter as the horse and its toff owner would still get twatted. VOTE RAT X
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well in the event that this happens to you, you'll know what to do. These are difficult times we live in
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What if they'd stolen your gimcrack instead Killer? I once tried to steal Beth Tweddle's gym crack but here teeth got in the way
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That's fucked up that is. I don't want you droogs clicking around my backdoor
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Ape, what in blazes are these @ things? You fuckin closet hetero.
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Unless I have a nightmare
