ratcum

have you got a poopy little car Ape? Smell my mum

typo?

I assume you know it's Joyce Grenfell? My way of showing respect see

that's fuckin awful

Most of you think that if something or someone is brown, it's automatically evil. Well here's something that's as white as you are and yet far more evil than any cod muslim. It's Japanese mooli, a root vegetable in the radish family. You may laugh at me now but there'll come a day when you won't

where's that Extreme Cunt? A Ratwah on his skanky Nazi arse

more of a capitalist roader or bourgeois lackey

you remind me of my Grandad's watch you snivelling sub-creature

I hope you go to jail for this sick racist comment.

There's a lot of these posh burger joints starting to appear in Britain. A quick Rat sniff has revealed some interesting ethnicity links, at least with the emerging chains and franchises.

you spelt clitoris wrong you droog

squirrel splitter

Statto whore

Likes are the Devil's splooge, serving only to corrupt this site and encourage members to prostitute themselves. Next we'll see sponsorship on here.

May the ghost of Gomez visit you in the night and bite your pecker

One of my deepest holes, was actually the deepening of an existing hole. The first was dug for Gomez, our chinchilla who died under mysterious circumstances. Befitting to his crepuscular nature, he was interred at dusk. Less befitting, was to find the little fella on the surface the next day, partially chewed.

I think TC is great. A new cunt on here is exactly what we need. He may be a terror sleeper deep mole agent just waiting to be radishalised, but hey ho

Sir Philip Green's a new member? Cool.

I tried this by throwing a 'push me pull you' off a cliff Mr. Kill. It was certainly fucked when it reached the bottom but then again, so was Norman Scott

I miss your tradesmen days Gibbo

Nearly all these house buying programmes are stuffed with fish tippler or toffee jouster 'couples' looking for somewhere to live. Live and let and all that, but aren't there are any normal people in the property market anymore? Are they scared of getting aids or wearing yellow?

Nazi filf

I agree

shit on toast and wank wank beans Ooh me golly bird Winky wanky bird

Ratcum (peace be upon him) and his prophet Jelly Tot (sugar be upon him) agree with this. A Ratwah (Rat Law) has been issued and a Ratihad (Rat Holy War) is being planned. Death to nail biters and their lesbian running dogs!