ratcum
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I was moaning last night about American scientists all being earwigs but a programme came on with a Chinese American scientist speaking. Frau Rat said, "there you Nazi prick, what do say to that?" Then the scientist's name came up ...Ju
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That Tory cunt who's just resigned his arse
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Funny isn't, that spitting while you talk is unacceptable but talking while you spit is seen as a skill
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I love you Dad
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This is word for word what my Dad said to me when I bummed him for a dare. Uncanny.
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I've never wanked a horse Billy, but through your ministry I've come closer to understanding what it might be like
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To be fair to that Council cunt who's just resigned, he did actually look burnt himself.
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Give them to Eric. He'll probably mow your lawn for you
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Just wait till Winter Orympic come to Korlea
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no fuckin idea, I'm just trying to get people banned
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What's the difference between a prostitute and a petrol tanker?
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on here?
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you're a marked cunt now Authoritah. I would ask you for your CDs but I don't like Bucks Fizz
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Eric's got a spot on him? Is it black? The bastard deserves it in my opinion
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Yet again the evil Snatch is right. Yanks are the embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect; a nation of village idiots, blissfully unaware of their ineptitude
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You should mount a small expedition Authoritah. Yes.
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Perhaps that's the true source of his sauciness
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A Waffen SS punishment battalion after a month of partisan attacks in their rear areas?
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There is much in what you say Snatchly. Most of these foreign dogs take it as a massive personal insult if some other cunt tells them what to do or worse, tries to 'police' them. The yanks bring this shit on themselves, us and other camp followers like Will Young and Alan Carr.
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I think they should rerelease Albert Pierrepoint's autobiography but with a jazzy title like "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got swing" or "It might chafe a little"
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Zebedee was never going to get pregnant with that fuckin great big coil up the calamari. Also, he was a bloke
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Larks aplenty Authoritah. I used to get Dannii Minogue and Darth Vader mixed up. I remember once watching a Star Wars film, expecting a total whiteout splooge fest, when Darth suddenly says "I'm your dad Luke mate" . I zipped up pretty damn quick and no mistake.
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Frau Rat said "fuck 'em"
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minor homo
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