ratcum
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I am a god
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fuck off you boring little tit
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I'd rather pork Moshe Dayan's eye socket. That way I could fuck some sense into him and achieve orgasm at the same time. 2 for 1 bargain eh?
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RAT TOP TIP: carry some concentrated sodium hydroxide with you at all times. If one of these acid attack Johnnies comes up to you, neutralise his arse!!
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A kid you went to school with had you as a classmate. How did he top himself in the end?
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Stacey Dooley Investigates. Listen love, come and investigate my nob with those luscious chops of yours!
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You and that Eric are fucked up Wizzo
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nobgobbler, snatch and wizardsleeve like this
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Don't forget the lezzer shoes made of some non cow substitute. Ironically, the substitute invariably comes from the plastics/petrochemical industry, so is a pollution derived product. An actual cow on the other hand is carbon neutral by comparison.
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that's given me the horn that has
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I saw a "double foot muff" for sale the other day CB. There's plenty for all of us chummer.
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monger's crevice
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If it's a woman cold calling I like to moan and groan in a sexual way and say 'baby' a few times. Frau Rat thinks there's something going on.
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It's important we have the right to let these people die
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unemployed people should be made to lick bird shit off Nelson's Column
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I'm intend to deliver hot food to needy local pensioners and carry it to them on a calf. MEALS ON VEALS will cause much hilarity as well as aid the nutrition of some old bastards
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Remember when I made you up?
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I agree. There's still plenty of fuzzy wuzzies around and the fuckin Welsh need reminding who's in charge as well.
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Sounds like an excellent formula Scrotals. Do you ever enter competitions?
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fuck you've mellowed
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that was Ann Summers wasn't it?
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I've taken a vow of silage old fiend, but don't spread it about. Frau Rat busy down the allotment, or Schumacher Gardens as she calls it now.
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You're right about Newman, a genius but a troubled one by all accounts. Baddiel is just an earwig who tries desperately to have some street cool about him. I understand they have recently become pally on Twatter
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free verse poetry? You fuckin poofter. Imagine a peeled walrus; that's you that is
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that doesn't even rhyme Eric, you're fuckin useless at this. Stick to the sub-lingual langoustine
