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Always go with your gut Deco

If screwdrivers continue to be born out of wedlock, especially in places like Eire, this problem will remain with us for the foreskin future. In the US 'son of a bitch' tools are endemic. Galee Rineker

Or when I was there, you had to drink an Ardwick Sunrise cocktail, which was a pint of mild with a cherry on top

it works with shit sheep as well

no one says this anymore Gypo

Frau Rat said they've got puff vultures now Authoritah. You need to get your arse to Africa to sort these cunts out. Soon hyenas will be offering counselling

southern puff. You want to go in hard with these bastards, it's the only language they understand

wise words Stubness, although I may need to draft in fresh holes from elsewhere. Imagine joining the Navy only to find you're expected to 'rear an Admiral' before passing out? Larks

I'd hack him to death with a blunt cod

My old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He moved to the coast of Florida And drowned, the fuckin twat

Hello Dave

This reminds me of that Ukrainian tennis player, Alexandr Dogplop

It is true; I do have salt crystals on my top lip

outstanding Alfalfa

Mankly, I'm going to cover Trump in gorilla bucket of glue and watch it go hard

well he's not brown that's for sure

'Back door Specialist' is a bit of a mouthful. Do you mind if I call you Dave?

It's the same with abortions; the little critters don't know they're born

or read Who's Who

fighting and exchange of colourful unpleasantries. It's like being in Scotland

these are dark times we live in cockneys roaming free, scousers allowed off the leash, Welsh people speaking in tongues

at the restaurant we sent the Boris Johnson back as the steaming pile of shit was more palatable

Imagine if you got 'Anjem Choudary' and 'Clam Chowder' mixed up Killer? You'd be expecting a serving of a hearty soup in a restaurant and instead you get a few verses from the Koran and then everything explodes! I remember when I got 'Boris Johnson' and a 'steaming pile of privileged capitalist shit with a side order of corrosive ambition' mixed up.

hobnobbing with mods again CB? You imperialist running dog!

I agree Authoritah. They strike me as the sort who enjoy eating spotted dick without the currants.