ratcum
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it's a shame Authoritah and there's no sport in taking the piss out of him either. It's like kicking someone when they're Downs
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I'm a great believer in new blood on here BDS, but what is it exactly that you bring to the party? Swearing and playground insults? It gets a bit boring after a while and even the lowest of the low on here have evolved beyond it.
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Professor Green on the tele. Decent bloke looking at poverty in modern Britain. Doesn't mention the fact that it's always slags who'll take the fuck, enjoy the orgasm but expect hand outs when the kids start to pile up. This never changes. I'd sterilise poor people and their dogs
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cheeky chappy
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last time I knocked on your front door I got chlamydia of the eye
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I know you're white
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How do you figure that?
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If it was a worm hole the motion would actually be peristalsis, not dissimilar to the movement of food through your gut
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I've written to the BBC many times with programme ideas and costume suggestions but the cunts have always ignored me. I will therefore run ideas past the cunt committee on here first. 1. THATCH OF THE DAY Pictures of famous pubes are shown then a panel of guests have to decide who they belong to. Gary Lineker will be chairman and needless to say I don't think it should be shown Korea 2. EGGS BENEDICT
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0.5 ratten
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No, but by Christ when he finally does...
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1.5 ratten
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Talk to Eric. He degraded himself, sank lower than any cunt has ever sunk for one of these ephemeral baubles. Jesus drove a donkey, even though the devil offered him a 6 Series M Camel for nothing
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you know better than to ask that Fingercock. A rat comment (1 ratten) is worth 5 'likes' on the open market. I hate buttons, cred, rep and likes on everything. I'm even working on kiloratten and megaratten
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The Fat Cunt Who Keeps Coming To The Smoking Shelter Whenever I'm There
ratcum replied to Decimus's topic in The Corner
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slot? lesbian phwooaaarrrrr
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I've got a massive horn for this word CB. No idea what the cunt means but still... phwooaaarrrrr lay it on me brother
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Excellent. Thick Southern Irish Catholics are my favourite QC. Shat on by potatoes and the British, yet still believe some swarthy Arab geezer (well he wasn’t a Christian was he?) and his bad-tempered dad are looking out for them. The fuckin guidebook these two shysters knocked out is used to justify war, hatred, abuse, exploitation, mean mindedness and Songs of Praise on a Sunday. Next week… Ratcum tackles reductive reasoning with a machete
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nob
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I still think we need new blood on here Even Sheikh Maktoum knows this
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Going on the pill can relieve heavy periods
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are you on your period CB?
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disturbing indeed. These are dark times we live in Authoritah. Khan had a good cleavage though
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witchcraft and general fuckery
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Jonathan Frakes should have been boiled alive in lemur piss for what he did to Thunderbirds
