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My Aunty Vi knew a lot of Italian POWs. It is from them that she got her inexplicable liking for big chubs of salami. I mean she's a vegetarian for fucks sake.

Good old Spankly; like the queen of puddings only without the royal bit

really sorry Kill. I don't have Sky because it's for vermin and was watching the same thing as you. As soon as old Vettel went out I looked at the result on BBC website. Fuck, I almost posted on here this morning "DON'T TELL ME THE RESULT!" I'll buy you a pint at the reunion as recompense

Hah! The cheating bleating Nazi fails to finish as Hamilton wins. Whoopidie doodie

indeed. The result reminded me of that particularly heavy raid on Dresden

I could never get on with the homo shorts

and lo, an axis of awesome was born

I saw a very small dog when I was out today Scotto

Hah! I've mentioned the fabulously mediocre Jolyon Palmer before in this organ and now have been entirely vindicated. He's so shit, Renault are prepared to pay him to go away, even though he's still in contract! I blame his bland father, who should have used his money to help his son not follow in his footsteps. I know everything VOTE RAT

where are these "fast moving train(s)" you speak of? Not in Britain that's for sure

it was relief for everyone involved

Alfie, I know nothing about you.

a semenal moment in cinema Authoritah, rather like Jenny Agutter's in Equus

I get other cunts to change them for me I don't even jerk off horses any more

so that could be one of the mice then? fuckin splitter!

I saw a ginger child the other day Frank. He must have been about four years old and already wearing glasses. I was tempted to hang a "DO NOT RESUCITATE" notice round his neck, the poor fucker. People say I am a Nazi but I too can show humanity

Jewdy only rented an allotment because he heard a group of men were forcing vegetables 'down there' The dirty sausage

If I had a pound for every time some bastard gave me an old pound coin in change, I'd have as many as you'd imagine I'd have. Fuckin bastards

I love old 'oral' Orla. She was incisive enough that old Not on Yahoo had her transferred out of Israel. Apparently he chatted to fellow cushions, Yentob and Aaranovitch at the BBC to make it happen. Not that the media is controlled by soft furnishings or anything

he was a dirty sausage and a bad monkey all at the same time

no one reads tea leaves anymore Mank, so I'm trying dog food. Some Winalot enabled me to predict Roger Moore's death

I was reading some Chomsky last night... ...total cunt

Thank fuck for that

Of all the things you've posted on here Mankly, this is one of them

10 ratten outstanding