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ratcum

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  1. apparently they're even less than they used to be
  2. that's like saying you miss gout ...oh wait a minute
  3. ratcum

    poor cunts

    Good old KerPlunky; like a cockchafer beetle only without the chafing
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    Car salesmen

    Call me a cunt if you like, but I can't muster a lot of sympathy for a Californian when his big fuckin house, complete with bastard swimming pool, gets burned to fuckery. Perhaps if he'd been raped by Harvey Weinstein or Roman Polanski or just any earwig
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    Car salesmen

    Okay it's Eric now stop stalking me you fuckin weirdo
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    Car salesmen

    good old Stub. We may not be exporting as many Euro Fighters as we'd like to, but Old Benny Hill shows still network around the world. On The Buses too!
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    Car salesmen

    How can I be sure? What do I call the mole on my elbow?
  8. ratcum

    Car salesmen

    Are you in one of your moods Deco?
  9. Erudite yet searing logic, in an argument as forceful as it is cogent. So what have you done with our Eric you fuckin bastard?
  10. 100% with you on this Mangles. Catholics are as much of a blight on the world as soft furnishings. Bleugh.
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    Catalonia

    I hate to say it, but this is funny
  12. I used to have a shyster gallery on the old corner. Room for Harvey Weinstein naturally
  13. ratcum

    Disneyland Europe

    yes at LEGOLAND Windsor
  14. ratcum

    Disneyland Europe

    Looking into the future by reading some dog food today, I got Verstappen as winner in Texas. Sorry if this fucks up your viewing but you could put some money on it I guess
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    Mike Brewer

    Jesus, and as it turns out, Robin Hood, where both from Kilburn. The shroud is therefore likely to be a hoodie, the Holy grail an icepop cup and the Ark Of The Covenant a Gola shoulder bag. VOTE RAT
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    Meghan Markle

    Reported. Inappropriate use of a chicken whilst in a position of trussed
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    Meghan Markle

    Not withstanding my 25 yard swim certificate, I agree
  18. Rat Junior introduced me to this cove, thinking I'd commit suicide and he'd get all the money. Cheeky git
  19. and these days we see the likes of Top Cat and Shaggy and Scooby prostituting themselves for money. Is nothing sacred?
  20. I hear there's moves to reintroduce them in the Scottish Highlands Authoritah
  21. You remind me of Jesus Apeman; he suffered so the rest of didn't have to
  22. ratcum

    Disneyland Europe

    outstanding in the field
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